Chester the Molester

Chester the Molester's not without his charm
She can see herself, hanging off his arm
He says "Hey, bartender, put it on my tab,
unless my limit's running out again!" (OUT AGAIN!)
He's generous but when he's tired of coughing it up
Well there's a bill that says he will
But he's never concerned
If he gets burned
"Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
I know (NO!)
It can't be too soon"
Chester the Molester's trying to hide his ring (WHAT A MAN!)
But he's the only guy who's halfway interesting
He's saying "Hey, bartender, can you fill her up?
Because you see she's running out again." (OUT AGAIN)
"You thought I was the type of guy that never put out,
But I'm not...anymore than you were.
"Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
I know (NO!)
It can't be too soon
I know (NO!)
It can't be too soon"
Don't give in!
Say you're gonna turn around and leave
Don't give in!
Say you're gonna turn around and leave
Chester the Molester never kept his word (WHAT A MAN!)
He never bought that drink
And now he's lost his bird
He's saying "Hey bartender, can I look you up,
If I'm ever coming out again?" (OUT AGAIN!)
She's courteous but shuts him down
He's wondering still
If there's a pill that says she will
But he's never concerned
If he gets burned
"Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
I know (NO!)
It can't be too soon
I know (NO!)
It can't be too soon"
Ooh!