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The Christmas Song Lyrics
T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Everybody was stoned, even the mouse
Man from the whore house and me from the jail
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail
When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter
I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder!
I went downstairs and what did I see?
A fat little red faggot hanging from a tree
He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer
And a big fat hairy dick for the family queer
That's the end of my story - funny wasn't it, you see?
She didn't even . . .
She didn't see my thing behind you, leave you for this private eye
I was there to give them near to my, zima zima mommy fah
I'm going to say this, hope it don't offend you, came to the grizma
Give them a taste of me, give them a little excitement to the damn monkey
Your monkey can stay with me
Ahhh
Ahhh
Ahhh
Chevy took my brain, same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day
He will never zima zima, never, never, not that day
I'm really sick of all this excitement, yeah
But he thinks he's better than me, uma zooma nooga dunga
You can suck my dick all day, one, two, three, four
Santa can suck my dick all day
Everybody was stoned, even the mouse
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail
I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder!
A fat little red faggot hanging from a tree
And a big fat hairy dick for the family queer
She didn't even . . .
She didn't see my thing behind you, leave you for this private eye
I was there to give them near to my, zima zima mommy fah
I'm going to say this, hope it don't offend you, came to the grizma
Give them a taste of me, give them a little excitement to the damn monkey
Your monkey can stay with me
Ahhh
Ahhh
He will never zima zima, never, never, not that day
I'm really sick of all this excitement, yeah
But he thinks he's better than me, uma zooma nooga dunga
You can suck my dick all day, one, two, three, four
Santa can suck my dick all day
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this song is funny as hell
I'm confused because my granpappy says that "christmas is for goddamn mexicans!" so i'll steal his glasses and put them in my butt.
its a funny song HaHaHaHaHa
this song is hilarious!! not there best stuff but definatly worth listening to
Muhhaha...yes
Chevy took my brain same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day he will never zima zima never never not that day I'm really sick of all this excitement yeah, but he thinks he's better than me uma zooma nooga dunga you can suck my dick all day one, two, three, four Santa can suck my dick all day!
Everytime I hear "Daddy" I have to listen to this song or I fall into mild depression. It's pretty f**kin' hilarious.
This song is so funny. Whats even funnier is that i put it on a cd with a bunch of other christmas songs. Then i left the cd out and my dad found it and put it on while they were decorating the christmas tree. I'll never forget the way they looked at me after they heard this song. like i was a freaking mass murderer or something. lol
I never heard that song before but I think that it is funny.