T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Everybody was stoned, even the mouse

Man from the whore house and me from the jail
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail

When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter
I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder!

I went downstairs and what did I see?
A fat little red faggot hanging from a tree

He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer
And a big fat hairy dick for the family queer

That's the end of my story - funny wasn't it, you see?
She didn't even . . .
She didn't see my thing behind you, leave you for this private eye
I was there to give them near to my, zima zima mommy fah
I'm going to say this, hope it don't offend you, came to the grizma
Give them a taste of me, give them a little excitement to the damn monkey
Your monkey can stay with me

Ahhh
Ahhh
Ahhh

Chevy took my brain, same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day
He will never zima zima, never, never, not that day
I'm really sick of all this excitement, yeah
But he thinks he's better than me, uma zooma nooga dunga
You can suck my dick all day, one, two, three, four
Santa can suck my dick all day


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    General Commentwhat is that about
    juddon May 03, 2002   Link
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    General Commentthis song is funny as hell
    Sharpie22785on June 12, 2002   Link
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    General CommentI'm confused because my granpappy says that "christmas is for goddamn mexicans!" so i'll steal his glasses and put them in my butt.
    EnragedGooberon June 30, 2002   Link
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    General Commentits a funny song HaHaHaHaHa
    Hagar_the_Horribleon March 15, 2003   Link
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    General Commentthis song is hilarious!! not there best stuff but definatly worth listening to
    ~fallen~angel~on March 22, 2003   Link
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    General CommentMuhhaha...yes
    atariloozer187on June 22, 2003   Link
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    General CommentChevy took my brain
    same old motherfucker sucked my dick that day
    he will never zima zima
    never never not that day
    I'm really sick of all this excitement
    yeah, but he thinks he's better than me
    uma zooma nooga dunga
    you can suck my dick all day
    one, two, three, four
    Santa can suck my dick all day!
    atariloozer187on June 22, 2003   Link
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    General CommentEverytime I hear "Daddy" I have to listen to this song or I fall into mild depression. It's pretty f**kin' hilarious.
    mechashadow100on November 19, 2004   Link
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    General CommentThis song is so funny. Whats even funnier is that i put it on a cd with a bunch of other christmas songs. Then i left the cd out and my dad found it and put it on while they were decorating the christmas tree. I'll never forget the way they looked at me after they heard this song. like i was a freaking mass murderer or something. lol
    WiseWizon December 11, 2004   Link
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    General CommentI never heard that song before but I think that it is funny.
    mynameisnobodyon December 20, 2004   Link

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