Rockhard in a Funky Place

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Does anybody know you're here?
This house of ill-repute (oh honey, I'm scared of you)
Tryin' to deal with all your fears
I guess this is what you get for being cute (cute, cute)
Soaked in banana cologne
No wonder you're all alone
It's written all over your face
You're just a rockhard in a funky place
Rockhard in a funky place
Here comes a lady so you cover up
She's a freak hot funky electric mama with double cups (okay now come on, come on, girl)
(Let's see, come on!)
See, you, you couldn't cop if you wanted to
Because something near your leg is haunting you
Such a disgrace, you're a rockhard in a funky place
Ow,
Ha ha, y'all
Rockhard in a funky place
You was workin' on the line you could drop on her (uh, uh)
But you couldn't concentrate when your dick saw her (uh, uh)
Maybe if you cop a nut in the car (maybe if you cop a nut in the car)
Maybe you could think about playing guitar
(Rock, rock)
(Rock, rock)
(Rock, rock)
(Rock, rock)
(Rock, rock)
(Rock, rock)
(Rock, rock)
(Rock)
Oh, yeah, yeah
Uh, yeah, yeah
Rockhard in a funky place
All you're looking for is love
Or a reason to believe there's a God above
Pretty soon you'll get enough
And head back to a life so tough
I just hate to see an erection go to waste
I'm just a rockhard in a funky place
Rockhard in a funky place
Say it, rockhard in a funky place
Rockhard in a funky place
Oh, you rockhard in a funky place
You rockhard in a funky place
Say it, y'all
(Rock, rock)
What?
(Rock, rock)
(Rock, rock)
We gotta go, y'all
(Rock, rock)
Tune in next week
(Rock, rock)
Same time, same boogie
Rock hard (rock, rock)
Oh yeah, we will rock, y'all (rock, rock)
But until then keep your finger on the trigger (rock, rock)
That's the only way it'll get bigger
What kinda of fuck end was that?