Dreamgirl

What a beautiful song, all the chex mix references really added to the atmosphere this song creates.

I'm pretty sure these are the actual lyrics:

Some dude once said that love is a many funny things I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, cuz I see her in my dreams

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one Out there for me My love

Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley Love how not one but both eyes are lazy When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros

Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby Skin like asphalt, nose so runny Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl

If you're a vision in sweats with the neon patch Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth Rainbow poncho, the female tonto Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one Out there for me My love

You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty Straight drippin' in turquoise, my Santa Fe queen One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean

It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig Love to watch you in the backyard when you go out to dig

Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck? You put away slurpees like a trash can

Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and I like that!

Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend I like that!

Yellin' at the walls of make pretend I like that!

Tellin' you to stop it then you don't You said you gonna stop it in my sleep But you won't!

Last week thought I saw you on the street, turned that was a bag of Chex Just a big ol' bag of Chex I thought you looked like a bag of Chex!

Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon Your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts

Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skinnish Open clams with both feet cuz your ambidextrous No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix

Chex Mix number one food snack in the land It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand Chex Mix at your local grocer buy a box Your family will all say CHEX MIX ROCKS!

Chex Mix, your the snack for me, your the only one I'll ever eat or buy Chex Mix your delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips TM

it's actually:

(The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix)

Some dude once said that love is a many funny things I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, cause I see her in my dreams

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one Out there for me My love

Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley Love how not one but both eyes are lazy When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros

Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby Skin like asphalt, nose so runny Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl

You're a vision in sweats with the neon patch Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth Rainbow poncho, the female tonto Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one Out there for me My love

You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City You like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty Straight drippin' in turquoise my Santa Fe queen One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean

It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig Love to watch you in the back yard when you go out to dig

Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck? You put away slurpees like a trash can

Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and I like that!

Talking to your shoe like it's your friend I like that!

Yellin' at the walls of make pretend I like that!

Tellin' you to stop and then you don't You said you gonna stab me in my sleep But you won't!

Last week thought I saw you on the street turns it was a bag of trash Just a big ol' bag of trash I thought you looked like a bag of trash

Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts

Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skittish Open clamps with both feet cause you're ambidextrous No point cause we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix

Chex Mix number one food snack in the land It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand Chex Mix at your local grocer buy a box Your family will all say CHEX MIX ROCKS!

Chex Mix, you're the snack for me, you're the only one I'll ever eat or buy Chex Mix you're delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips The end

Yeah a simple wish's lyrics look more accurate

It's "open CLAMS with both feet", and the last line is TM as in Trademark since the last part of the song is basically one big ad for Chex Mix, lol.

Actually, the bronco part is "Hear a loud noise start b-buckin like a bronco"

Drop a bucket like a bronco? That makes no sense.

oh my god

The best song I've ever heard.

Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?

I love the "I like that" parts.

should be "You're a vision in sweats with the neon pouch" instead of "You're a vision in sweats with the neon patch"

Also buckin' like a bronco, not 'drop a bucket like a bronco'

Sometimes it sounds like an add for chex mix (or kibbles and bits) and like theyre half talking about a dog....