Some dude once said that love is a many funny things
I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, cuz I see her
in my dreams
Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
Out there for me
My love
Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley
Love how not one but both eyes are lazy
When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus
Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros
Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby
Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world
You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl
If you're a vision in sweats with the neon patch
Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth
Rainbow poncho, the female tonto
Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco
Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
Out there for me
My love
You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City
You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty
Straight drippin' in turquoise, my Santa Fe queen
One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean
It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep
And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek
You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig
Love to watch you in the backyard when you go out to dig
Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck
Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?
You put away slurpees like a trash can
Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and
I like that!
Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend
I like that!
Yellin' at the walls of make pretend
I like that!
Tellin' you to stop it then you don't
You said you gonna stop it in my sleep
But you won't!
Last week thought I saw you on the street, turned that was a bag of Chex
Just a big ol' bag of Chex
I thought you looked like a bag of Chex!
Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room
Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon
Your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix
And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts
Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British
Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skinnish
Open clams with both feet cuz your ambidextrous
No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix
Chex Mix number one food snack in the land
It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand
Chex Mix at your local grocer buy a box
Your family will all say
CHEX MIX ROCKS!
Chex Mix, your the snack for me, your the only one
I'll ever eat or buy
Chex Mix your delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips
TM
I'm pretty sure these are the actual lyrics:
Some dude once said that love is a many funny things I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, cuz I see her in my dreams
Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one Out there for me My love
Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley Love how not one but both eyes are lazy When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros
Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby Skin like asphalt, nose so runny Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl
If you're a vision in sweats with the neon patch Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth Rainbow poncho, the female tonto Hear a loud noise drop a bucket like a bronco
Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one Out there for me My love
You got your cellphone ring set to Sex and the City You like a hot bowl of gritz only way more gritty Straight drippin' in turquoise, my Santa Fe queen One short leg you got the Santa Fe Lean
It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek You like Cleopatra with the eyes of a pig Love to watch you in the backyard when you go out to dig
Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck? You put away slurpees like a trash can
Your smiles all stainy and your not too brainy and I like that!
Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend I like that!
Yellin' at the walls of make pretend I like that!
Tellin' you to stop it then you don't You said you gonna stop it in my sleep But you won't!
Last week thought I saw you on the street, turned that was a bag of Chex Just a big ol' bag of Chex I thought you looked like a bag of Chex!
Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon Your sexy and your spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts
Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British Never take the Chex Mix cuz you always get skinnish Open clams with both feet cuz your ambidextrous No point cuz we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix
Chex Mix number one food snack in the land It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand Chex Mix at your local grocer buy a box Your family will all say CHEX MIX ROCKS!
Chex Mix, your the snack for me, your the only one I'll ever eat or buy Chex Mix your delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips TM