Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I
Jizz in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word
I wont apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I
Jizz in my pants

Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
Plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit?
And I
Jizzed in my pants

Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
Jizzed in my pants

To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
Jizzed in my pants

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
Jizz in my pants

The next day my alarm goes off and I
Jizz in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
Jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape and I
Jizzed in my pants

I went
Jizzed in my pants

OK seriously you guys can we, OK?

I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me
You say I'm premature I just call it Ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity

'Cause I
Jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I Jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)


Lyrics submitted by dawgg08, edited by LeMarkyDussod

"Jizz in My Pants" as written by Jorma Taccone Michael Forno

Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.

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  • +4
    General CommentMe, my boss, natalie portman and 2 normal guys that like sports were on a boat last (lazy)sunday. I had my dick in a box cos people kept punching me in the jeans. So anyway we were watching the space olympics when A sax man turned on my boombox and this song played..Then I jizzed in my pants and Santana said I was wack. xD

    P.S. If you don't get my comment either think about it more or read the list of TLI songs :P
    zakeshon March 19, 2009   Link
  • +3
    General Commenti thought it was "i just come in ecastasy"?
    01100011on February 27, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI Jizz In My Pants ! <3 (:
    NawtiieBuhmon April 19, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI've had this song stuck in my head almost every day for the past week. It's SO ANNOYING and yet SO AWESOME. And I just ate a grape.
    MottTheMaroonMonkeyon April 22, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI just ate a grape and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS!! HAHA!
    randommusicon October 25, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI think this song is about Nirvana/Kurt.
    SpecialCakeon August 31, 2011   Link
  • 0
    General Comment"To be fair you were flirting a lot

    plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot"

    lol.classic lyrics.
    Los_weekendon February 11, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment"I do things alone now mostly" XD
    jek21on February 16, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWow, this guy has cum problems, love the song and the band though =D
    robbierampageeeon March 03, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWhen Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

    hahahah i love this song
    hushieon March 10, 2009   Link

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