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We Like Sportz Lyrics
(phone rings)
Hello?
Hi, do you wanna go to a party with me?
No. The game's on.
Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there.
We like sports, and we don't care who knows,
From shooting hoops to the Super Bowl.
We like sports, and we don't care who knows,
Football, football, football, tennis, hockey... golf.
The game is starting, everyone is here,
I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer.
Just two normal guys, hanging out having fun,
Right guy number two?
Yeah, guy number one.
E, to the S, to the P, to the N,
Its all I watch, cause I'm the man,
If my team loses, I'll be mean all night,
If you tell me to relax, we'll get into a fight.
Watching sports with girls is a pain,
they don't know the rules, there's no time to explain.
Single, double, triple, home run,
for the celebration, I'll shoot my gun. (gunshot)
I like my friend, he's a real guy's guy,
he's not a loud mouth like that cunt-hole, Steve.
We like sports, and we don't care who knows.
From Wimbledon, to the Astrodome.
We like sports, and we don't care who knows.
Football, football, football, tennis, hockey... golf.
Now when I say sports, you say nuts,
Sports, nuts
Sports, nuts
When I say cheating, you say sucks,
Cheating, sucks
Cheating, sucks
I drink whiskey, cause I like the taste,
You think it's bitter but I think it's great.
I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars,
Don't believe me? Smell our cars.
We're real men, and we like sports,
if you say that we're not, then we'll see you in court.
I'm team captain, and I choose you,
I'm the other team captain and I choose you too.
We steal the ball and we're off to the races,
then scare the other team with our mad dog faces, like
What? What? What? What? What, What?
What? What? What? What? What, What?
We like sports, and we don't care who knows.
From the pre-game jokes, to the wrap-up show,
We like sports, and we don't care who knows.
Football, football, football, tennis, hockey... golf.
Throw me the baseball.
Now toss me the pigskin.
Now feed me the rock.
Now give me the rock.
Hi, do you wanna go to a party with me?
No. The game's on.
Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there.
From shooting hoops to the Super Bowl.
We like sports, and we don't care who knows,
Football, football, football, tennis, hockey... golf.
I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer.
Just two normal guys, hanging out having fun,
Right guy number two?
Yeah, guy number one.
Its all I watch, cause I'm the man,
If my team loses, I'll be mean all night,
If you tell me to relax, we'll get into a fight.
they don't know the rules, there's no time to explain.
Single, double, triple, home run,
for the celebration, I'll shoot my gun. (gunshot)
he's not a loud mouth like that cunt-hole, Steve.
From Wimbledon, to the Astrodome.
We like sports, and we don't care who knows.
Football, football, football, tennis, hockey... golf.
Sports, nuts
Sports, nuts
When I say cheating, you say sucks,
Cheating, sucks
Cheating, sucks
You think it's bitter but I think it's great.
Don't believe me? Smell our cars.
if you say that we're not, then we'll see you in court.
I'm the other team captain and I choose you too.
then scare the other team with our mad dog faces, like
What? What? What? What? What, What?
What? What? What? What? What, What?
From the pre-game jokes, to the wrap-up show,
We like sports, and we don't care who knows.
Football, football, football, tennis, hockey... golf.
Now toss me the pigskin.
Now feed me the rock.
Now give me the rock.
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I think he says golf after hockey.
It's exactly what it sounds like, making fun of people who think they're cool because they watch sports or take sports too seriously. "We're real men, and we like sports"
Fixed! Thanks! I wasn't sure if I was hearing a word there or not. Thanks!!! ;)
Actually Andy was involved he's even in the clip playing "that c**thole steve" the style of this song is supposed to come across as 2 try hard nerd trying to seem cool and failing miserably. which I think works lol.
I love this. It's so funny.
Surprised no one has said it. There is a lot of sexual innuendo in this song and the chorus is a bit of a giveaway. It relates to homosexual sex. Read the lyrics with that in mind. Makes sense why its on a comedy album in this context as opposed to a song about liking sports and not caring who knows.
Are you sure? I simply don't get that vibe.
Are you sure? I simply don't get that vibe.
The only funny part at all is the thing about watching sports with girls, which is completely true.
Obviously Samberg wasn't involved in this....uhh..."song"....