This is about bronies. They communicate by stomping.
[Jorma]
Hello?
[Kiv]
Hi, do you want to go to a party with me?
[Jorma]
No. The game's on.
[Kiv]
Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there.
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From shooting hoops, to the Super Bowl
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.
The game is starting everyone is here,
I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer
Just two normal guys hanging out having fun
[Kiv]
Right guy number 2?
[Jorma]
Yeah guy number 1.
E to the S to the P to the N
Is all I watch cause I'm the man
If my team loses I'll be mean all night
If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight
Watching sportz with girls is a pain
They don't know the rules; there's no time to explain
Single, double, triple, home-run
For the celebration I'll shoot my gun
I like my friend, he's a real guys guy
He's not a loud-mouth like that cunt-hole Steve
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From Wimbledon to the Astrodome
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.
Now when I say "sportz", you say "nutz"
"Sportz!"
"Nutz!"
"Sportz!"
"Nutz!"
When I say "cheating", you say "sux"
"Cheating!"
"Sux!"
"Cheating!"
"Sux!"
I drink whiskey cause I like the taste
You think its bitter but I think its great
I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars
Don't believe me? Smell our cars
We're real men, and we like sportz
If you say we're not then we'll see you in court
[Jorma]
I'm team captain and I choose you
[Kiv]
I'm the other team captain and I choose you too
We steal the ball and we're off to the races
Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces like,
What what what what what what.
What what what what what what.
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From the pregame toast to the wrap-up show
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.
[Kiv]
Throw me the baseball.
[Jorma]
Now toss me the pig skin.
[Kiv]
Now feed me the rock.
[Jorma]
Now give me the rock.
Hello?
[Kiv]
Hi, do you want to go to a party with me?
[Jorma]
No. The game's on.
[Kiv]
Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there.
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From shooting hoops, to the Super Bowl
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.
The game is starting everyone is here,
I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer
Just two normal guys hanging out having fun
[Kiv]
Right guy number 2?
[Jorma]
Yeah guy number 1.
E to the S to the P to the N
Is all I watch cause I'm the man
If my team loses I'll be mean all night
If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight
Watching sportz with girls is a pain
They don't know the rules; there's no time to explain
Single, double, triple, home-run
For the celebration I'll shoot my gun
I like my friend, he's a real guys guy
He's not a loud-mouth like that cunt-hole Steve
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From Wimbledon to the Astrodome
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.
Now when I say "sportz", you say "nutz"
"Sportz!"
"Nutz!"
"Sportz!"
"Nutz!"
When I say "cheating", you say "sux"
"Cheating!"
"Sux!"
"Cheating!"
"Sux!"
I drink whiskey cause I like the taste
You think its bitter but I think its great
I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars
Don't believe me? Smell our cars
We're real men, and we like sportz
If you say we're not then we'll see you in court
[Jorma]
I'm team captain and I choose you
[Kiv]
I'm the other team captain and I choose you too
We steal the ball and we're off to the races
Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces like,
What what what what what what.
What what what what what what.
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From the pregame toast to the wrap-up show
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football Football Football. Tennis. Hockey. Golf.
[Kiv]
Throw me the baseball.
[Jorma]
Now toss me the pig skin.
[Kiv]
Now feed me the rock.
[Jorma]
Now give me the rock.
Lyrics submitted by nikolasnow
We Like Sportz Lyrics as written by Andrew Samberg Akiva Schaffer
Lyrics © Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
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I think he says golf after hockey.
It's exactly what it sounds like, making fun of people who think they're cool because they watch sports or take sports too seriously. "We're real men, and we like sports"
Fixed! Thanks! I wasn't sure if I was hearing a word there or not. Thanks!!! ;)
Actually Andy was involved he's even in the clip playing "that c**thole steve" the style of this song is supposed to come across as 2 try hard nerd trying to seem cool and failing miserably. which I think works lol.
I love this. It's so funny.
Surprised no one has said it. There is a lot of sexual innuendo in this song and the chorus is a bit of a giveaway. It relates to homosexual sex. Read the lyrics with that in mind. Makes sense why its on a comedy album in this context as opposed to a song about liking sports and not caring who knows.
Are you sure? I simply don't get that vibe.
The only funny part at all is the thing about watching sports with girls, which is completely true.
Obviously Samberg wasn't involved in this....uhh..."song"....