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Count to Three

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i've had it with you and your friends
i got eyes in the back of my head
get the fuck away from me
or i'll put you right over my knee
count to three i'll ruin all your fun
count to three and then you better run
count to three i've had it up to here
count to three i'm gonna count to one two three you better disappear

(can't touch this! woooooooooo!)

i'm twice the man you'll ever be
i got two brass balls to prove it baby
i've been stylin' since you wore short pants now i'm taking names and kicking ass
count to three i'll fuck up your good time count to three and listen to you whine
count to three it's past your bedtime dude count to three i'm gonna count to one two three and then you better move

count to three i've had it up to here
count to three you better disappear
count to three i'll fuck up all your fun
count to three and now you better run
count to three and now you better run
count to three and now you better run
count to three, yea
count to three, yea
count to three, yea
count to three, count to-- (three)

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milfordmir On Jun 18, 2007

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i've had it with you and your friends 
i got eyes in the back of my head 
get the fuck away from me 
or i'll put you right over my knee 
count to three i'll ruin all your fun 
count to three and then you better run 
count to three i've had it up to here 
count to three i'm gonna count to one two three you better disappear

(can't touch this! woooooooooo!)

i'm twice the man you'll ever be 
i got two brass balls to prove it baby 
i've been stylin' since you wore short pants now i'm taking names and kicking ass 
count to three i'll fuck up your good time count to three and listen to you whine 
count to three it's past your bedtime dude count to three i'm gonna count to one two three and then you better move

count to three i've had it up to here 
count to three you better disappear 
count to three i'll fuck up all your fun 
count to three and now you better run 
count to three and now you better run
count to three and now you better run
count to three, yea
count to three, yea
count to three, yea
count to three, count to-- (three)

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2007-06-18 03:14:16

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