Registration starts at 8
Don't be late or else
That's 8 as in the evening time
Classes begin at 9 or 12
We'll study each and every flower
Per credit hour
Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme

So if you grow your knowledge tree
Hydroponically
Then come with me, it is, to Cannabis College

Instead of writing boring papers you roll your tests and quizzes
You'll be curing common glaucoma
Convinced you're acing physics
You'll be setting quite a fine example
Coring apples and carving cans
You passed your first exam

You can take your notes and tokes
Of signals made of smoke
No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College

And in the basement laboratory they're teaching short term memory
Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short term memory?

Tell me have you met Professor Chong
He's been here who knows how long
His lectures often study classics
From Northern Cal to Oregon

Throughout the days it's Dr. Dre
And Dark Side of the Moon
And Purple Haze
And some randoms buy Pat Boone

With THC Ph. D's
A BA in euphoria
Avoid the military
Minoring in paranoia
Job offers aplenty with GPAs at 4 point 20
Get the blunted edge
A certificate that says
I made it through college


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    no doubt what this is about. haha.

    flammablezenon June 13, 2007   Link
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    Tommy Chong is the coolest.

    luisazavichon June 18, 2007   Link
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    lol it's actually not 'hydro chronically' it's 'hydroponically'... which means growing plants in liquid (like cannabis ....)

    but yeah this is a sweet song... he really knows how to write em

    whiterain05on July 07, 2007   Link
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    He actually explained that he spent time in Amsterdam at college and this is his tribute to the time he spent there. One of the new songs from his upcoming album and I am guessing one of the best

    Googleon August 14, 2007   Link
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    where can i find this song?!!

    cheeseburgerson September 27, 2007   Link
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    There is an error in the lyrics. From Northern Cal to Oregon should be From Northern Cal to Burlington, as in Burlington , VT. Please dont try to compare the 2 cities when it comes to quality herb. Burlington wins.

    dannycon March 09, 2008   Link
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    What a great song...

    g0alpost1on March 11, 2008   Link
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    What a great song...

    g0alpost1on March 11, 2008   Link
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    "Coring apples and carving cans" As in, like the amateur's pipes?

    elsaheaton February 28, 2009   Link
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    whiterain05 07-06-2007

    lol it's actually not 'hydro chronically' it's 'hydroponically'... which means growing plants in liquid (like cannabis ....)

    ^^^^no its hydroponically

    and yes, he was talking about pipes.

    bluesjive66on March 18, 2009   Link

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