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Canyonero

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Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak and seats thirty 5.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well it goes real slow with a hammered down,
Its the countrified truck and endorsed by clowns.
Canyonero! YAH! Canyonero!
canyonero
One yard long, two length wide
65 tuns of American pride
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in Utility Sports,
an explained five of the medal reports.
Canyonero! Canyonero! YAH!
She blinds everybody with a super high beam,
She's a squirrelsquasher deersmacker Driving Machine!
Canyonero! Yah Canyoneroooo!
YAH YAH CANYONERO WOAH CANYONERO!!!!!!!

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by Warrison

19y ago

good effort, but its not: 'an explained five of the medal reports' but in fact 'unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.' Hence the burning canyonero when the line is sung ;)

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