Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine, bona fide
Electrified, six-car monorail
What'd I say?

What's it called?
That's right! Monorail


I hear those things are awfully loud
It glides as softly as a cloud
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend

What about us brain-dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs
Were you sent here by the Devil?
No, good sir, I'm on the level

The ring came off my pudding can
Take my pen knife, my good man
I swear it's Springfield's only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice

What's it called?
Once again

But Main Street's still all cracked and broken
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken


Mono, d'oh!

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Monorail Song [From the Episode Marge Vs. the Monorail] Lyrics as written by George Meyer Al Jean

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    General CommentEveryone: Monorail, Monorail, MONORAILLLL!
    Homer: Mono....D'oh!

    hahahaha....that homer is a genius. damn, this is the greatest thing ever
    RUFIOis1HELLofAbandon July 19, 2002   Link
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    General Commentwhat about us lazy slobs...you'll be given cushy jobs! amazing!
    madonna81on April 08, 2003   Link
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    General Commentwere you sent here by the devil?
    no good sir, i'm on the level
    Potatoes9000on October 28, 2004   Link
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    General Commentbut main street's still all cracked and broken!
    sorry mum, the mob has spoken!
    Anti_Magneton December 26, 2004   Link
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    General CommentWhat! this is nothing the lyrics! I have the song right here. dont worry I'll add the correct lyrics right now....
    Sholaaaon April 15, 2006   Link
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    General Commenti think this might be kind of a rip off of the musical "the music man" but im not sure
    ebonyeyeson August 09, 2006   Link

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