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Choke on a Cock Lyrics
I did not ask for a lot this year
Every single day, looking for an answer to the words you say
Never to got to meet the President
Never got to shake his squilrly hand
Oh, don't you know the President is out for tea with Tony Blair
He won't be back for hours maybe homeboy
I'd be so happy if I got to meet George Bush
He's like an angel when Rebecca hears me calling
I would dance on NBC and say George Bush shook hands with me
And then I'd go and choke on a cock
And Gwenavere would find me leaving home
And Johnny Depp would call me on the phone
If Johnny Depp would call me on the phone I know
I'd be the greatest singer on the radio
Leaning on the raging river flats
Sliding off a single blade of grass
Oh, don't you know the ADA is brushing teeth with Johnny Jay
They won't be snashing flowers maybe no more
I'd be so happy if I bet it all on you
And never answer when Rebecca asked me questions
I'd lay down to some degree and say John Stern locked lips with me
And then I'd go and choke, then I'd go and choke
Then I'd go and choke on a cock
Every single day, looking for an answer to the words you say
Never to got to meet the President
Never got to shake his squilrly hand
Oh, don't you know the President is out for tea with Tony Blair
He won't be back for hours maybe homeboy
He's like an angel when Rebecca hears me calling
I would dance on NBC and say George Bush shook hands with me
And then I'd go and choke on a cock
And Johnny Depp would call me on the phone
If Johnny Depp would call me on the phone I know
I'd be the greatest singer on the radio
Sliding off a single blade of grass
Oh, don't you know the ADA is brushing teeth with Johnny Jay
They won't be snashing flowers maybe no more
And never answer when Rebecca asked me questions
I'd lay down to some degree and say John Stern locked lips with me
And then I'd go and choke, then I'd go and choke
Then I'd go and choke on a cock
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Doesn't it make you laugh when you read lyrics like these then read the box - "What does this song mean to you?" I do say he gots the balls
Stay cool
you can never be sure what adam green wants to say (with a song), but I'm pretty sure that he's making fun of rednecks in this one, like in the south of the u.s.a. who'd love to have the "honor" of shaking hands with the president and being called by johnny depp, just because they're so famous and they don't give a damn about their ideals. I might be wrong anyway
I am not sure exactly what he is mocking in this songs. He's definitely going at people who admire the president. But he is also making fun of Johnny Depp who is a big liberal. He might be trying to say that people shouldn't let idiots decide what they should think. He might just think they are both douches.
I think the Johnny Depp thing is just making fun of politics in general, and how if you're represented in the right way or in with the "in crowd," it doesn't really matter what you stand for. Let's face it, Adam Green's stuff could only be appreciated by an esoteric bunch. To say that he'd be the greatest singer on the radio if Johnny Depp called him is self-effacing societal commentary.
I think this song is about prostituting yourself (both literaly and figuratively) in order to achieve fame. Adam Green doesn't do that, which is why he's so very spectacular, and also why he's not big on the radio. And I agree with the last comment...dude's got balls.
i agree with everyone here. i think he's talking about how the public look up to celebrities and presidents and idolise them even though they're no better than anyone else, but instead people treat them like they're gods. i love how honest Adam Green's songs are and how he doesnt care what anyone thinks. his lyrics are very clever.