Emily Lyrics
I never listen to the crackhouse blues
They say the city is the place to be
I wanna dance with Emily
I guess they never seen the moves I got
I wanna be with what the people see
I wanna dance with Emily
Cutting me wide open with a kitchen knife
Everybody said that she is underage
Honky tried to shoot me with a 7 gage
I got permission from the government
Someone should mention to the minister
Now I gotta dance with Jennifer
On top a mountain made of bubble gum
Don't understand what all the grief is for
Now I gotta dance with Eleanor
Straight down the hatch beneath the streetlight's glow
Baby when I get you on that persian rug
That's the kind of movie that I'm dreaming of
I got two tickets to the sold out show
Some of the fellas like to think I'm Greek
I wanna love you maybe three days a week
I never listen to the crackhouse blues
I wanna be with what the people see
I wanna dance with Emily
I wanna dance with Emily

"Now I got the cookies that your Momma sent I got permission from the government"
Adolescence in a nutshell. Youth is wasted on the young, but time enjoyed wasting is not wasted.

this song is hysterical. adam green is loopy in a good way! i'm still laughing.

I just watched the video for this song on Mtv2 and i couldnt stop laughing.
I love "Everybody said that she is underage Honky tried to shoot me with a 7 gage"
makes me smile =)

just a typical adam green-song... I love this guy! the melody is soo great ... hence the lines: Emily, sweet baby, won't you be my wife Cutting me wide open with a kitchen knife just so weird..

Best line: "Some of the fellas like to think I'm Greek" Subtle. Good old 'Greek Love.'

This creates one crazy picture in my mind! Good job Mr. Green we salute you!
salutes
Stay cool

I was at this gig in London and Adam said that, if he had been a girl, his parents were planning to call him Emily, so dancing with Emily is about wishing not to have been born

I wanna love you maybe three days a week nice, but who wouldnt want to love adam 3 days a week?!

These lyrics are so wrong. As in they are not the right lyrics for this song. I know some of his stuff is non-sensical, but "on top a mountain they'd a bubblegum", really? Anyone who speaks English can hear that it's a mountain MADE OF bubblegum. And don't even get me started on "pidgeon's cum". So so so wrong. Adam Green is hard enough to interpret without all these glaring mistakes. :P

"Now I got the cookies that your momma sent I got permission from the government"
What i think is that he means is that he is in jail?
And the theory about his parent naming him Emelie if he was i girl is intresting.
@Vikfor I'd say the "permission from the government" is a divorce - which is why he's gotta dance with Jennifer, and then Eleanor, in subsequent verses before he goes back to Emily.
@Vikfor I'd say the "permission from the government" is a divorce - which is why he's gotta dance with Jennifer, and then Eleanor, in subsequent verses before he goes back to Emily.