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Who's Got The Crack Lyrics
Theres no such thing as a harmless joke
and no such thing as a gentle toke
theres no such thing as Panama Jack
Whos got the crack?
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack
i am a goat
in a moat
with a boat
Who's got the crack?
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack
i like it when, my hair is poofy
i like it when, you slip me a roofy
i like it when, you've got the crack
Who's got the crack?
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack
i wanna be a hippy, but i forgot how to love
its hard to be a garbage man, when a sailor stole my glove
i wanna be reckless but im feeling so uptight (I'd rather be reckless than rockless)
put your mama...put your mama in a headlock!
whos got the crack?
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack..
not you, thank the lord.
and no such thing as a gentle toke
theres no such thing as Panama Jack
Whos got the crack?
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack
in a moat
with a boat
Who's got the crack?
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack
i like it when, you slip me a roofy
i like it when, you've got the crack
Who's got the crack?
who's got the crack..
who's got the crack
its hard to be a garbage man, when a sailor stole my glove
i wanna be reckless but im feeling so uptight (I'd rather be reckless than rockless)
put your mama...put your mama in a headlock!
whos got the crack?
who's got the crack..
not you, thank the lord.
Song Info
Submitted by
everlong86 On Feb 08, 2006
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This song is the funniest song ever! I mean come on, I'm a goat in a moat with a boat - that's what I call song writing! I find it hilarious how they keep cracking up laughing the whole time - must be the crack.
thank you for putting this on...i thought that it wasn't on yet so i just submitted the lyrics...i'm a dufuss this songs super funni and i luv how they sing it were they on crack???
they didnt write it. it was by lee scratch perry.
its bloody hilarious
This is a Moldy Peaces cover.
I love it! It's brilliantly funny because Pete and Carl laughing their heads off singing it. My fave sections are "I am a goat in a moat with a boat" and "I wanna be a hippy"- Because it's at these points they are laughing most . Makes me laugh as well. Brilliant,
Wait, did The Libertines really cover this or what?
The cutest fucking thing I've ever heard!
Especially hearing Pete crack up (heh, I mean laugh) when Carl sounds so silly saying 'I like it when my hair is poofy'
meaning - clearly they were just pissing about.
I think it is a cover....cos isn't 'do who's got the crack', like there's 'do the coral', as in sing that song by the coral. I dunno...funny though. i like it at the end when carl says 'not you, thank the lord'
This is a cover of a Moldy Peaches song, which Adam Green was in.