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Sir Quacko Has A Piano Lesson Lyrics
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Sir Quacko bought a piano
Got an old lady to teach him
To play a simple tune away
Got slightly confused and smashed her face
Whoooooops
I didn’t mean to smash your face in!
Whoooooops
I’m sorry it was a mistake
Sir Quacko fed the body to
A bunch of rabid dogs
What a lovely treat for the dogs,
Sir Quacko felt slightly ashamed
Whoooooops
I didn’t mean to feed you to
A bunch of rabid dogs who ate your flesh
Sir Quacko knifed the dogs to death
Then went inside to watch neighbours
On the telly with his mother
She likked the jokes very mucha
Whaaaaps
Hola Seniorey cita las jours
Si!
Sir Quacko bought a piano
Got an old lady to teach him
To play a simple tune away
Got slightly confused and smashed her face
I didn’t mean to smash your face in!
Whoooooops
I’m sorry it was a mistake
A bunch of rabid dogs
What a lovely treat for the dogs,
Sir Quacko felt slightly ashamed
I didn’t mean to feed you to
A bunch of rabid dogs who ate your flesh
Then went inside to watch neighbours
On the telly with his mother
She likked the jokes very mucha
Hola Seniorey cita las jours
Si!
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This is about a hammer which attacks a hackmaster when he is asleep. But the hackmaster hacks into his brain and makes him think he is a muffin. The hammer then sits on a bakery shelf for 12 years.
I do agree with wallamanage, yet i see that this song is much more. I feel this song eminates a feeling of binary. I think that '0' gets angred and proceeds to emulsify '1' but just then '2' comes in and then the chaos theory is started, plunging the world into a second binary age where only '2', '0' and '1' can co exist. Hacking.
Hackmaster 0 seems to show a strong sense of intellect as this is actually what the song was inspired by. Unfortunetly all of the other band members suck and George Banks rocks!!!They should call it "The George Experience" instead because George is well cool.
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i meant no i think that the story of this song is cool.
This is kinda like the sequel of Doctor Herman Psycho but not. Anyhoo... the rat with wheels from Dr. Herman Psycho makes his reappearance in this song. As Ratty rolls down the hill he passes a barber and decides to have a shave. His barber informs him that a famous rapper is in town. He casually takes the cut-throat razor and murders the barber for no apparent reason. He goes to the concert and kills the rapper with the cut-throat razor. He exclaims that he is Kissin' Kate Barlow and cuts peoples faces off for the rest of the day. He then unfortunately chokes on a lasgne which he attempts to eat in one go. He wears a pink hat.