Sad, bored, dumb, lazy and low
Watches lord of the rings 5 times in a row
It’s the special edition with the extra footage in
Without the explicit scenes of merry and pippin

Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese

Happy, awake, joyful and high,
I think I'll have a slice of chicken pie,
It's the special recipe with extra gelatin,
Made in a pie shop based in Dunfermline.

Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese
Like a horsey
Like a horsey
Like Moses parting the rivers on d-day
Ride the cheese like a horsey

Look at him he can play the guitar
He’s read every page of the Qu’ran
He would rate it 5 out of 5
Because of the way it makes wars and takes lives

Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese
Ride the cheese
Like a horsey
Like a horsey
Like Moses parting the rivers on d-day
Ride the cheese like a horsey

So what do you do when you're bored?
You just chant:
FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA FFFFFFA

Like a horsey
Like a horsey
Like Moses parting the rivers on d-day
Ride the cheese like a horsey

Niv (Cough)


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    4,5,6 CHEEEEEEESSSSSSSEEEEEEE!!!!

    Fuck yeah. Amazing song.

    Written by George Banks and Lozza.

    Wallamanageon November 09, 2005   Link
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    This song is about a cheese which is inflateable.

    Geeballs14on November 09, 2005   Link
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    I thought the best bit was when it said Niv.

    Wallamanageon November 09, 2005   Link
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    Yeah that line does rock.

    Ponkydudeon November 09, 2005   Link
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    "This song is about a guy who lives in a garage and haunts the town at midnight riding on his inflateable cheese with his sidekick, the vampire rat boy."

    NishNashpaddywackon November 09, 2005   Link
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    Sorry I forgot to mention that it is a speech made by the lead singer, George Banks.

    NishNashpaddywackon November 09, 2005   Link
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    If you look in the album artwork there is a diagram of how to ride a cheese like a horsey.

    Wallamanageon November 11, 2005   Link
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    Marco's the worst member of the band. George is the coolest one. It's a well known fact.

    Geeballs14on December 14, 2005   Link
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    The bit about FFFFFFA is rather inspired.

    Dr. Herman Psychoon February 08, 2006   Link
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    Before everyone asks "Why have the lyrics changed?" It's because I've seen them playing live and they said these are the final lyrics.

    They're better because it says Like Moses Parting The Rivers On D-Day.

    Wallamanageon May 22, 2006   Link

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