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I'm the Least You Could Do Lyrics
It always sucks refolding the kind of map
needed when I get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact
is if I just shut up my rubber stamp could flag you as dumb
It ain't your mind you're givin' me a piece of
as it don't take Einstein to know that's just obscene but
it's been Buck Rogers' time since I hit other than rock bottom
Even the odds of having you against me
with your crotchless jihad on blue balls evidently
Are all mighty good God so angel dust my soul like James Brown
Street legal whore hauling so much stunning ass
sell yourself short like Bridget at the bunny ranch
do it all fours the satisfaction of getting fouled
I'm the least you could do
if only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do
oh yeah if only life were as easy as you
I would still get screwed
I don't care if getting under someone that's
beneath you fits the M.O. of conundrum as
you reckoned this was just a fancy word for rubbers
I aim to get a bang out of working your
weak spot that sets the bar so low just nerve can score
with no respect since oddly danger feels like pay dirt
I'm the least you could do
if only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do
oh yeah if only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do
if only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do
oh yeah if only life were as easy as you
If only
When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?
When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?
When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?
When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?
needed when I get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact
is if I just shut up my rubber stamp could flag you as dumb
as it don't take Einstein to know that's just obscene but
it's been Buck Rogers' time since I hit other than rock bottom
with your crotchless jihad on blue balls evidently
Are all mighty good God so angel dust my soul like James Brown
sell yourself short like Bridget at the bunny ranch
do it all fours the satisfaction of getting fouled
if only life were as easy as you
oh yeah if only life were as easy as you
beneath you fits the M.O. of conundrum as
you reckoned this was just a fancy word for rubbers
weak spot that sets the bar so low just nerve can score
with no respect since oddly danger feels like pay dirt
if only life were as easy as you
oh yeah if only life were as easy as you
if only life were as easy as you
oh yeah if only life were as easy as you
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?
I thank your dad for the damaged goods?
Song Info
Submitted by
alkalinearmy On Sep 25, 2005
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I disagree with pretty much everyone's interpretation of this song...
I think he is referring to sleeping with a really stupid but pretty girl and is making fun of her. He is outsmarting her on every level in this song... and he is being an a** when he says "i'm the least you could do, if only life were as easy as you" He doesn't like this girl but he's sleeping with her.
He says things like "I just shut up my rubber stamp could flag you as dumb" and
"It ain't your mind you're givin' me a piece of"
He's saying I can be as mean to you as I want to be and you are still going to sleep with me... You are stupid and therefore deserve it.
I fucking LOVE this song.
This song is so random. I have no idea what it's about but it rocks...Always on my playlist. I'm not sick of it after 55 plays...I don't think i ever will be.
This song is an instant BHG classic. I never get tired listening to it, it f*ckin rocks!
Sorry, got no clue what it's realy about.
It's about a prostitute. I don't "get" the outro though.
such a nice song, its about prostitute i guess, i really like the part when he says 'When my fumbling breaks (?) you should I thank your dad for the damaged goods' but i dont understand the meaning, anyway a very nice song...
I have no idea why the lyric transcription is this bad when BHG prints their lyrics in every album.
It's about the singer scoring with a woman with low self-esteem; he perceives her as above him socially and is surprised she's with him. Which is odd, because if she's as stupid as he says, she wouldn't really rank above him.
It's "the satisfaction of getting fouled" she's after, and the singer is thanking her father for screwing her up psychologically so the only way she can feel worthwhile is through being sexually desirable.
This song is like notes taken during an episode of Loveline.
I love the line "if only life were as easy as you" this song is sad and mean but straightforward and true. It's just like he wants to give this person a reality check to get themself together.
The songs beautiful in its own twisted demented way.
Who wants a hug?
its about a fat girl whos really easy. but its a pretty catchy tune and definately funny