I'm the Least You Could Do Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Dubious Merit 

Cover art for I'm the Least You Could Do lyrics by Bloodhound Gang

I have no idea why the lyric transcription is this bad when BHG prints their lyrics in every album.

It's about the singer scoring with a woman with low self-esteem; he perceives her as above him socially and is surprised she's with him. Which is odd, because if she's as stupid as he says, she wouldn't really rank above him.

It's "the satisfaction of getting fouled" she's after, and the singer is thanking her father for screwing her up psychologically so the only way she can feel worthwhile is through being sexually desirable.

This song is like notes taken during an episode of Loveline.