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Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Lyrics

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker

Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then in lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though.
I Brazilian wax poetic, so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then in lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where pronto
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jastewart On Jul 31, 2005
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I think it is about sex.

My Interpretation
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This is the military alphabet

A: Alpha B: Bravo C: Charlie D: Delta E: Echo F: Foxtrot G: Golf H: Hotel I: India J: Juliet K: Kilo L: Lima M: Mike N: November O: Oscar P: Papa Q: Quebec R: Romeo S: Sierra T: Tango U: Uniform V: Victor W: Whiskey X: X-Ray Y: Yankee Z: Zulu

THATS what the title is.

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Lol...the sexual innuendos in this song make it hilarious. Plus the tune is uber-catchy

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I can't wait for the album to come out, Too bad they moved the release date from September 13th to the 27th.

I meaning is very obvious, and the intention seems to imply having sex in as many ways possible on tv/radio.

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MentosTheFreshmaker ..

it says "I brazillian wax poetic, so hypothetically, i don't wanna beat around the bush" brazillian wax means shaving your crotch. cause he doesn't wanna "beat around the bush"

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Yeah, no hidden meanings here. It's pretty blatant bit of juvenile fun with words to avoid censorship. The heavy guitar chorus kinda rocks, though.

Penis = dude piston, lap rocket, pork steeple, boink swatter, whoopie stick, nether rod, etc.

Vagina = ham wallet, gut locker, squish mitten, yippee bog, oyster ditch, pudding hatch, etc.

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Hey yo. I'm kind of sad to see that some of these comments are 19 years old, especially since I still consider this one of Bloodhound Gang's "new" songs. I guess I'm all growed up now, and I know what this song is really about. Allow me to dissect this song for you ... or probably not for anyone. If you actually read this comment, can you email me or something, it's my username at gmail. I'm curious to see how long it goes until someone actually visits this page. Without further ado, onto, the thing.

Ok, so when he says "Vulcanize the whoopee stick", the term "Vulcanize" is a chemical process used to harden rubber, not a Star Trek thing. "Whoopie stick" appears to just be a dong, while "whoopie" is the Boomer term for "doing it". The doing it stick. So he's basically saying "get my dong hard", in the "ham wallet" which is an obvious euphemism.

Then he says "Cattle prod the oyster ditch, With the lap rocket" So, for my city friends, a cattle prod is pretty much a taser, but for cows. And the oyser ditch is yet another obvious euphemism for "the thing". "With the lap rocket" refers to a high powered device that goes off in your lap. Basically this line means "use the vibra* on her p**"

And then he says "Batter-dip the cranny axe, in the gut locker" Alright boys, so we know what batter is, and we know what happens about 5 minutes into intercourse. I guess the term "cranny axe" is referring to your battle weapon, but it is built for small spaces, in nooks and crannies. And the "gut locker" clearly means inside her. This line can be translated to "blow your load inside of her."

"Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la, With the boink swatter" is a bit more ridiculous of a line, but it's also a bit gross once you know what it means. My best guess is that its a continuation of the last line, and he wants you to keep going after you've already made pudding.

"If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then in lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though. I Brazilian wax poetic, so hypothetically, I don't wanna beat around the bush" He wants her to know straight up what he wants to do with her, but only if she's shaved. I guess.

"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" spells something in the phonetic alphabet. I'm illiterate though, so you tell me.

"Marinate the nether rod" No, this isn't a minecraft term. He's actually referring to the rod in his nether regions, which is the lower half of his body. To marinate is to let it smother in juices, most likely juices from the ham wallet.

"In the squish mitten" I have no idea what this is, maybe it's something jewish, maybe, probably not.

Ok, I think you get the point, but I'll give you a recap with my translations:

Get my d* hard In your p**

Use this vibrat In your p**

I'm gonna c In your P**

I'm f** this cream pie In your p****

I don't want to go around in circles with you girl enough chit chat I want to f* your p** but only if you shaved

F U C K

F U C K

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awesome song, very hard to understand i think he might say If I can getcha to look wet

whoppee stick = dick, ham wallet = cunt, oyster ditch = cunt, lap rocket = dick.

F-oxtrot, U-niform, C-harlie, K-ilo ..

every line has two words that mean cunt, and dick. lmao it's easy to understand.

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this song is sooooooo catchy. i love it. haha so much sexual inuendo.

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I loove this song. The song meaning is obvious. The title gives it all away. Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

...it spells FUCK. Hehe I love them :D

Actually, its military alphabet for fuck, go look it up :)

 
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