Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Yeah, no hidden meanings here. It's pretty blatant bit of juvenile fun with words to avoid censorship. The heavy guitar chorus kinda rocks, though.

Penis = dude piston, lap rocket, pork steeple, boink swatter, whoopie stick, nether rod, etc.

Vagina = ham wallet, gut locker, squish mitten, yippee bog, oyster ditch, pudding hatch, etc.