Keep your hoes in check
(Super)

I got this girl and she wants me to duke her
I told her I'll come scoop her around eight, she said (super)
That sounds great, shorty girl's a trooper
No matter what I need her to do, she be like (super)
Own his own throne, the boss like King Koopa
On the microphone he flossed the ring (super)
Average emcees is like a TV blooper
MF DOOM, he's like D.B. Cooper
Out with the moolah, I let her get a outfit
Just to cool her off she said "Niggas ain't about shit"
I wonder if she meant it, I doubt it
The way it be in her mouth she can't live without it
And can't live with this, handle your business
Villain'll stay on a scandalous hoes shit list
One pack of cookies please, Mr. Hooper
It's fun smacking rookies, he is the (super)
Look like a black Wookie when he let his beard grow
Weirdo, brown skin'ded always kept his hair low
Rumors has it it's a S-Curl accident
DOOM was always known to keep the best girls backs bent
Some say it's the eyes, some say the accent
A lotta guys wonder where they stacks went
I call her thunder thighs with the fatty swolla
Only mess with high rollers, do what daddy told her
No matter the city she with me to do the thang thang
Work in the coochie, hoopti chitty chitty bang bang
Same name on the titty as on the name ring
Pretty like Baby D off "All in the Same Gang"
Keep my eye on her, really don't trust her
But I treat her like a daughter, taught her how to bust a nut
And the heat to turn beef to horsemeat chalupa
Teach her how to hold it, of course he is the (super)
See most cats treat her like Foofur
Or beat her to a stupor, take it from the (super)
You need to make her feel cuter
And lay down the G like Luther, everything'll be (super)
Do for her, keep her in a new fur
So she look sweet when she go to meet the (super)
Got the buddha get the Grenadiers, twist it
Put it in the air, come here, kiss it
Listen here scooter, let her try to bag you
When she's on the rag never let her fry the Ragu
Which'll have you under some type of spell crying "dag boo"
Her name on your back in a tattoo
Whether a bourgie broad, nerd ho, street chick
Don't call her wifey if you met her at the Freaknik
You don't want her, don't waste her time, I'll dupe her
And be a father to your child like the (super)
He keep his hoes in check
Sends 'em out to get glows from off frozen necks
Tell 'em take his clothes, leave him posing naked for real
Better yet, get him for the check off the record deal
Find out where he keep the Tec and the blue steel
Make sure for extra wreck let him know how you feel
And while he's running down to All-Star Weekend to ball
I'm coming with the U-HAUL (Super)
(Super)
(Super)

Has the laser cannon been loaded?
Everything has been prepared as you ordered
But how did you get permission to return to New York, Master?
Through the efforts of a misguided fool

It's free enterprise!
And I'm not gonna let some blasted government bureaucrat tell me how to run my business
But DOOM-
Will be my guest on my private estate on Long Island!
There's nothing you can do about it
He's dangerous, I just hope you know what you're doing
Don't I always?
Ah, there's DOOM's jet, right on time

Why is it so cold down here?
Ah, the heat went out in the whole building
Warm enough out there on Long Island with DOOM
DOOM? Here in New York?
Yes, DOOM, has an amazing new machine

Get the president of the United States on the phone
How long's all this gonna take, DOOM?
I would not advise you to repeat that error
Sure, I know what you mean


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Hoe Cakes Lyrics as written by Jacob Dutton-keen Daniel Thompson

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    This song is so badass, it's what turned me onto Doom.

    RageAgnstCapitalismon September 08, 2005   Link
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    Man! These whack bubble gum rap lovin cats aint up on THE DOOM (yet)!!!!! You gotta be kiddin. I never even thought to look for him on this sight until now because I thought it was to mainstream and white, but that was my mistake so whatever.

    But the song is basically pretty much self explanitory. It was kind of weird though because around the time when I had first picked up the MMM FOOD album, and consequently heard this song, this chick I had started hoeing for some pimp she ran off with. I guess I should have "made her feel cuter nad lay down the G like Lutha". ANd everything would have been "Supa" . Its bugged out how the time this song came to me all of this was going on. Must of been a sign from the Most High Allah (ZWT)! (lol)

    SteelyDanforeveron January 18, 2006   Link
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    Kickin that shit. talking about the bottom bitch. MF the pimp. droping science, putting mother fuckers onto game. (Get the Jake one remix.)

    nsdjon June 09, 2007   Link
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    MF Doom is unbeatable and this song is so sick

    disasterpiece1989on May 19, 2008   Link
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    this is soooo dope, dont know if u caught this but its a metaphor for money. . .

    mf doom he's like D.B. Cooper out with the moola, i let her get a outfit just to cool her off, she said niggaz ain't about shit i wonder if she meant it, i doubt it the way it be in her mouth she can't live without it

    the "outfit" is a wallet

    stp1993on March 09, 2009   Link
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    or lead her to a scoopa take it from the should be or beat her to a stupa take it from the

    Also outfit doesn't mean wallet in this context in my opinion. The way I interpret this is DOOM is like D B Cooper in that he is "out with the moola," but that this has dual meaning, saying he's spending money, specifically on this broad who's loving the dick all up in her mouth region.

    Dope song.

    BlasphemousBeingon March 11, 2009   Link
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    electroencephalograph...doom vs lil' wayne = raype

    seerooson October 19, 2009   Link

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