Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
And was it the same?
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine,
Do you remember the way it was when I was home,
Before I left you all alone,
I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated,
Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated on me.
I knew that you would,
I knew cos you told me it runs in the family,
And I did the same,
So I guess that I deserve half of the blame,
Do you remember the way it was for us,
Before all of the blow jobs on the bus?
I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated,
Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated,
Tell me that you cheated,
What should I care about the long run,
What should it matter to me?
I always knew I'd end up with no one,
And now I know that the end is near,
'Cause you've replaced me.
Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
And was it the same?
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine,
Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
Just tell me his name,
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine,
Tell me that you cheated,
Tell me that you cheated on me.
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
And was it the same?
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine,
Do you remember the way it was when I was home,
Before I left you all alone,
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated,
Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated on me.
I knew cos you told me it runs in the family,
And I did the same,
So I guess that I deserve half of the blame,
Do you remember the way it was for us,
Before all of the blow jobs on the bus?
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated,
Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated,
Tell me that you cheated,
What should I care about the long run,
What should it matter to me?
I always knew I'd end up with no one,
And now I know that the end is near,
'Cause you've replaced me.
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
And was it the same?
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine,
Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
Just tell me his name,
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
Just tell me his name,
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine,
Tell me that you cheated,
Tell me that you cheated on me.
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I love this song...however awkward it is, it needs to be, because life is awkward and random like this. You can tell the guy is really hurt by the break-up and he has very genuine, very HUMAN thoughts. C'mon, when your girlfriend is cheating on you - you don't think "I guess she needs space from me...", you think "Is his dick bigger than mine?" And you can tell that his future ("eighty on the porch..with you") with the girl all came crashing down, when she tells him the truth. And now he has nothing to live for ("the end is near"). It's a funny/sad song at once. A bit whimsical. Very Wheatus.
I think it sounds like "I always knew I'd end up with no one"
omg this song is like my relationship in a nutshell which is in kinda a rut but this song makes me laugh about that its like seriously all you really do think about is whats this dudes name and is his dick bigger than mine lol. and although your mad your like i still love you and wanna be with you when im old :( its depressing but funny
So funny story... I love their song teenage dirtbag, right? who doesn't? So I was listening to this song when hanging out with one of my friends and her mom overheard and she told us to turn it off and we were like "lol why". She goes on to tell us about this song, apparently back when they were in school, my friend's mom cheated on the lead singer of Wheatus.... he wrote this song about it. So im proud to know the woman that this beautifully awkward and hilarious song is aimed at. :)
I'm obviously doing something wrong if it would compel you to cheat. I thought you would be the one i would grow old with but your too busy sucking off someone else's lemonade.
Thats my interpretation, short but whatever.