Wannabe Gangstar Lyrics
I come from far away, where mustang dreams are made
And we are fashioned in the image of the Dons who have come before us
We all kiss the rings of sand like our fathers told us
'cause I'm a wannabe gangster, better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack, better go back to far away
Like a lemon pie a la mode, my nine is easy to load
All hail Jericho, Turnpike Tech, that's where I go
o learn the things about the universe I'll need so I can build a stampede
Because I'm all up in your face again, I'm all up in your face
'cause I'm a wannabe gangster, better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack, better go back to far away
A wannabe gangster, a victim of the chromosome prankster
I thanks ya, I sits back in my chair to contemplate my hair
But yo I'm lookin' snappy, I'm nappy, I'm crappy
Got jimmy hats from pappy, so now I'm trigger happy
Yeah, so you girlies wanna get wit this nit wit, got Cheese Whiz or not?
Then I'm a hafta blow up ya mail box BIATCH!
Or toilet paper ya front yard, show the cops my Suburbs Card, they gotta let me go cause they know that I'm hard
It's the deal, it's for real, ya betta listen to what I'm tellin' ya
'cause I'm a wannabe gangstar
'cause I'm a wannabe gangster, better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack
I'm a wannabe gangster, you better go back to Commack, better go back to far away

Defintly the best Wheatus song!

this song is great...definately one of the best wheatus songs

this song is totally not called wannabe gansta.......its called the dark side!
other than that...not bad.

this song is the best song by wheatus.. definately!

this song is the best song by wheatus.. definately!

heh. I'm from Long Island, and just hearing the references to LI makes laugh.. "Commack" and "Jericho Turnpike Tech". It's a really funny song.
hey, I'm from Holland, and I have no clue what references are made to LI .. What is LI ? xD And also, what is Commack and Jericho Turnpike Tech? I have no idea, but I'd like to know what's so funny about it.. :P
hey, I'm from Holland, and I have no clue what references are made to LI .. What is LI ? xD And also, what is Commack and Jericho Turnpike Tech? I have no idea, but I'd like to know what's so funny about it.. :P

i heart this song all the way wanna know why? Cause im a wannabe gangsta ;)
lol j/k

This song is called wannabe gangster, and it seems to me its making fun of all of the people that think they are tough hard asses when they are really just lame

oh btw dark side is like the gangster rap remix of this song off of the new guy soundtrack. the original one is called wannabe gangster.

Wheatus is a band from Northport, New York. Northport's main rival is Commack. There have been many fights between the two schools at sporting events and when the students go out for lunch.