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there's no wrong way to fuck a girl with no legs
just tell her you love her as she's crawlin' away.
there's no wrong way to fuck a bitch with no faith.
now you'll never be sad again.
lovin' you are the two best things in a world that's skipping town.
reaching blind into the deepest mouth in the brownest place around.
there's something i miss in her cum stained lips.
so i get the first kiss before she takes the last bite.
genital outlaws in a positive way, and in everything bagel too.
getting strangeld by the junkie priest as the boys get stoned in school.
there's a knock at the door and your parents come in.
they thought you were a different girl.
so if you're alone when you're parents aren't home
and no one can see your incestuous tree.
no need to contain what the sparrows can say.
now you'll never be sad again.
just tell her you love her as she's crawlin' away.
there's no wrong way to fuck a bitch with no faith.
now you'll never be sad again.
reaching blind into the deepest mouth in the brownest place around.
so i get the first kiss before she takes the last bite.
genital outlaws in a positive way, and in everything bagel too.
there's a knock at the door and your parents come in.
they thought you were a different girl.
and no one can see your incestuous tree.
no need to contain what the sparrows can say.
now you'll never be sad again.
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This song has one of the best opening lines I've ever heard.
I can't believe no one's commented on this song, it's hilarious in a demented sort of way.