Whatever

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, she was all like 'ewhhhh' and I'm like whatever!
Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like 'Hey, aren't you that dude' and I'm like yeah, whatever!
So later, I'm, I'm at the pool hall and this girl comes up and she's all like 'uhh' and I'm like yeah, whatever!
Cause this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
And then it's three a.m. I'm on the corner wearing my leather and this dude comes up to me and says 'Hey punk' I'm like, yeah, whatever!
Then, I'm throwing dice in the alley and officer Leroy comes up and he's like ' hey I thought I told you...' and I'm like, yeah, whatever!
Then, up comes Zaphron and I'm like 'Yo, Zaphron, what's up?' and he's like 'nothin' and I'm like 'that's cool'
Cause this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever
And this is my United States of Whatever


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  • +3
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    Has it occurred to anyone that this song is simply about the climate apathy that's ingrained in American culture? Thats what i believe this song is about.

    Its a satirical song about living in a culture that doesn't give a shit about anything.

    Ocean_Bloomon November 01, 2007   Link
  • +2
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    whatever

    ilovefrankon July 18, 2007   Link
  • +2
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    For those of you that don't know, Liam did a show back in the late 90's for MTV. The show was called Sifl and Olly. Rock n' Roll sock puppets. wikipedia has a history is your interested. In the show Sifl and Olly were friends with a rocker named 'Zafo.' I believe that is what Liam is saying, Zafo, not Zafron, or Zawfa or whatever ppl are trying to call him. Whether or not that is the Zafo that he is talking about in this song I do know.

    BloodSoakedReverenceon December 10, 2008   Link
  • +1
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    its a fun song.... im sure it took a very limited amount of imagination to come up with though... im surprised someone else didnt think of it first

    hydrogen_wvon October 18, 2004   Link
  • +1
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    Liam Lynch and Matt Crocco both made some crescent songs on the Sifl and Olly show, along with United States of Whatever. And it's Zafo, not Zafron or Zafwa. If you go to the official site, they say so. Sorry guys, I'm a sockhead. :P Generally, Liam and Matt's songs make NO sense, as they were each made in about 30 minutes. BRING BACK THE SOCKS! LIAM LYNCH IS GOD!!

    myname_is_benon November 29, 2004   Link
  • +1
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    Yeah, he is cool, but who the fuck is he. For hacker791-> I think that Liam has one album released. The album is called Fake Songs

    mojo risinon January 18, 2006   Link
  • +1
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    Hilarious...The song is "...about totally nothing". You can't buy irony like that. Mission accomplished, Liam. USA! USA!

    Way Down Insideon January 26, 2006   Link
  • +1
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    RIP Sifl & Olly, long live scripted reality TV.

    artsluton July 16, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    I like Ocean Bloom's comment. It shows a lot about the American pop/punk culture and viewpoint, especially at that time. Everything was "whateva". Even though the song was completely random and didn't mean anything when written, it says heaps that so many people identify with it.

    thedarkeneron January 03, 2011   Link
  • 0
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    Great song...it makes me smile. :D

    xExitTheMindxon June 24, 2003   Link

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