Fat And Skinny Asses

We're calling all allies down because we're so sick of waiting around / watching you simply destroy yourself, cosmetics and all / trying to not find your plans, like combing the beach with more sand / I'm light of foot and you're light of heart / so watch where you step and I'll watch where I stab / the end of our rope is a couch and it's hanging us ever so slightly / tilt your head so we don't have to move a muscle at all / sitting ourselves to a death, not painful or quick in the least / do we have plans at all? / this long weekend was too much for me / too long and difficult to swallow down / what have I got to say for myself? / well, I really got that dishwasher good / long day, longer than most I am sure / heat wave, hotter than most I am sure / the fan is on, but I am not feeling so cool / next to you, I still am not feeling so cool / yeah, well, I can't stand that look on your face because I know you put it there / fun is how you make it, not where you make it, so take it / why don't you get your running start, it fears you just like I do / I know you're tired, I know, but what if this was the last day on earth?