Lyrics

Recent Activity

Following

Cover art for Wayne Gretzky lyrics by Goldfinger

Goldfinger

Wayne Gretzky

12 Meanings

Add Yours

Follow

Share

Q&A

Wayne Gretzky Lyrics

Wayne gretzky,
the only man i'd have sex with
wayne gretzky
id be intimate with
wayne gretzky
i think hes kinda sexy
wayne gretzky
i wounder what he looks like naked

i wonder what it would be life
to have sex with the great one
i wonder what it would be like
to have sex with the leafs leading scorer

wayne gretzky
i know hes a married man
but maybe
hed be attracted to me
darron pfifer
stupid american boy
wayne gretzky
very handsome canadian man

i wonder what it would be like
to have sex with the great one
i wonder what it would be like
to have sex with the leafs leading scorer

yea i wonder what it would be like
nah itll never happen... its just a pipe dream
wait a minute! im not even gay!
im married!
ch whatever!

wayne gretzky!
i love you wayne gretzky yea!

Submitted by

shadys_gurl On Aug 05, 2002

Album art

99 Red Balloons

Album art

Album art

Album art

Counting The Days

Album art

Lyrics saved successfully! Thanks!

These lyrics are currently locked and can only be edited by moderators and administrators.

You must be logged in to edit lyrics.

Unable to save lyrics. Please try again.

Lyrics cannot contain links.

Lyric edit submitted successfully and is pending approval. Approvals usually take 24 hours.

Keep it true to the song

Fix what’s wrong, but don’t rewrite what the artist wrote. Stick to the official released version — album booklet, label site, verified lyric video, etc. If you’re guessing, pause and double-check.

Respect the structure

Songs have rhythm. Pages do too. Leave line breaks where they belong. Don’t smash things together or add extra empty space just for looks.

Punctuation counts (but vibe-editing doesn’t)

Correct typos? Yes. Re-punctuating a whole verse because it ‘looks better’? Probably not. Keep capitalization and punctuation close to the official source.

Don’t mix versions

If you’re editing the explicit version, keep it explicit. If it’s the clean version, keep it clean. No mashups.

Let the lyrics be lyrics

This isn’t the place for interpretations, memories, stories, or trivia — that’s what comments are for. Keep metadata, translations, and bracketed stage directions out unless they’re officially part of the song.

Edit lightly

If two lines are wrong… fix the two lines. No need to bulldoze the whole page. Think ‘surgical,’ not ‘remix.’

When in doubt, ask the crowd

Not sure what they’re singing in that fuzzy bridge? Drop a question in the comments and let the music nerds swarm. Someone always knows.

ShAdYs_GuRl

Submitter

2002-08-05 00:09:42

12 Meanings

Add your song meanings, interpretations, facts, memories & more to the community.

Sort by

Cover art for Wayne Gretzky lyrics by Goldfinger

by SumJackass41

24y ago

haha this song made me laugh for days

0

Users:

Reply · 0 Share

Cover art for Wayne Gretzky lyrics by Goldfinger

by SumJackass41

24y ago

haha this song made me laugh for days

0

Users:

Reply · 0 Share

Cover art for Wayne Gretzky lyrics by Goldfinger

by freakpunkshow

24y ago

First time i heard this i was at work, and me and my fellow works peole laughed so hard. Then we had someone call in an order for a pizza, and yeah we couldnt make it.

0

Users:

Reply · 0 Share

Cover art for Wayne Gretzky lyrics by Goldfinger

by JS01

24y ago

'to have sex with the leafs leading scorer'

its 'league's leading scorer', not leafs, he never played with the leafs!

0

Users:

Reply · 0 Share

Cover art for Wayne Gretzky lyrics by Goldfinger

by downway_deville

24y ago

tremendous

0

Users:

Reply · 0 Share

Cover art for Wayne Gretzky lyrics by Goldfinger

by penguintoes

23y ago

could this song be any more hilarious?!!! wow, good times, good times :)

0

Users:

Reply · 0 Share

Cover art for Wayne Gretzky lyrics by Goldfinger

by tuna_at

21y ago

funny funny funny. wayne gretzky is a babe.

0

Users:

Reply · 0 Share

Cover art for Wayne Gretzky lyrics by Goldfinger

by number1alien

21y ago

ch whatever!

0

Users:

Reply · 0 Share

Cover art for Wayne Gretzky lyrics by Goldfinger

by CaitieXoXo14

20y ago

Hey I can't blame him for writing this. Who wouldn't want to have sex with Wayne Gretzky? Him and Cheechoo are my heros.

0

Users:

Reply · 0 Share

Cover art for Wayne Gretzky lyrics by Goldfinger

by lookche

20y ago

I'd actually rather have sex with Modano - but that's just me :P. I think i even did a speech on him when i was in grade 5.....lol.

Goldfinger rule.

0

Users:

Reply · 0 Share

Questions and Answers

Ask specific questions and get answers to unlock more indepth meanings & facts.