"Cool Whip" as written by and Roy Turk Bing Crosby....
Don't know much about birds and bees
About your cash and your mysterious appointments
Wondered where you could have ducked out of sight
'Til we saw your appointment hanging on your arm last night
Checkin' out
Don't go checkin' out
Cool Whip, uh oh oh
That tops it off
We think you'd better cool it
Cool Whip, uUh oh oh
That tops it off
We think you'd better cool it down
Seen it happen all a hundred times
It's like a trap or going off to jail
Remember Ken and the girl who roped him in?
Well she got fat and now they're living in a trailer
Your checkin' out
Don't go checkin' out
Got your pick of any girl in the world
I ain't no sissy but you could do much better
It seems that I'm the only one who's immune
No little girl's gonna tell me what to do
You need to have your little fun with the boys
Out drinking on a Friday
Kick some ass and play some poker
Your saying shit that don't sound too cool
Like 'lovey-lovey-honey-bunny'
Gives us all a break, dude
You're checkin' out
About your cash and your mysterious appointments
Wondered where you could have ducked out of sight
'Til we saw your appointment hanging on your arm last night
Checkin' out
Don't go checkin' out
Cool Whip, uh oh oh
That tops it off
We think you'd better cool it
Cool Whip, uUh oh oh
That tops it off
We think you'd better cool it down
Seen it happen all a hundred times
It's like a trap or going off to jail
Remember Ken and the girl who roped him in?
Well she got fat and now they're living in a trailer
Your checkin' out
Don't go checkin' out
Got your pick of any girl in the world
I ain't no sissy but you could do much better
It seems that I'm the only one who's immune
No little girl's gonna tell me what to do
You need to have your little fun with the boys
Out drinking on a Friday
Kick some ass and play some poker
Your saying shit that don't sound too cool
Like 'lovey-lovey-honey-bunny'
Gives us all a break, dude
You're checkin' out
Lyrics submitted by kevin
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"It seems that I'm the only one who's immune
No little girl's gonna tell me what to do"
i think the narrators pissed that all his friends are doing the same thing, and he thinks that a woman wouldnt do that to him.
whether thats because he hasnt met the right girl, or he cant get a girl and is bitter or if he really is immune, who knows.
i once read that a friend of bens challenged him to write a song with a one-syllable chorus. so that probably inspired the use of the name 'kate' rather than a specific girl he knows
damn multiple tabs