I Love America Lyrics
I love Velveeta slapped on Wonder Bread
I love a commie... if'n he's good and dead, yup
I love America
I think them Ruskies should be sterilized
I love my chicken Kentucky Fried...
Finger Lickin' Good!
Cooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic Cars
It's our Fourth of July ... sale.
Here at Cooper's Carnival of Clean and Classic Cars
At the corner of Collins and Commerce
I've got lot full of the finest funny looking cars money can buy
At prices even you can afford
So come on down and say hello to me, and granny
And bring the kids to meet my snake
I say, "bye"
Granny says, "bye"
and the snake says, "sssssssssss"
My Pocket Fisherman and my Crazy Glue
I love the Beav and Wally too, yeah
I love America
I love my girl, but I sure don't trust her
I love what the Indians did to Custer
I love America
There they go!
I love a real tight skirt and a real nice pair
And on the fourth of July, I love the rockets' red glare
I love America
I graduated, but I ain't to bright
I love Detroit 'cause I was born to fight
I love America
I ride my Hog but I race my Vette
I gotta job, but hell I'm still in debt
I love America
I'd do most anything to make a buck
I love a waitress who loves to... flirt!
They're the best kind
I love America
Turn me on
Well, I gotta go now
I love America
Bye Bye, I tell you what though, I really do love it
You ain't going to catch me at no mayday rally

'Pocket Fisherman' and 'Crazy Glue' were two products often sold on US television in the late '70s and early '80s.
The pocket fisherman was a plastic folding fishing reel and reel. A cheap toy every ten-year-old had to have.
Crazy glue was simply cyanoacrylate. The commercial often featured a guy wearing a hard hat glued to steel beam and presumably hanging dangerously high above a construction site with only the amazing bonding strength of Crazy Glue staying sure death.
The song highlights stereotypical redneck attitudes accurately. Satirizing while simultaneously complimenting ‘Wonder Bread White' American cultural of which I’m guilty of being a member.
And yes, I also loved what the Indians did to Custer.

The quintessential, all-American, tribute ballad to red-state America!!
I LOVE AMERICA!!!

what's a pocket fisherman and what's Crazy Glue? Tc from the UK.