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Jackass
I'm a pimped out jedi knight
Obi-Wan meets Dolemite
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour
These aren't the whores your looking for
Jackass
If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed
Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his Jeep
thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his hair cut
he used a bowl for that too
(chorus)
If ... you knew me like.... I know myself
you would hate me like, I hate myself
'cause I'm a.....
Jackass
I got no rabbit in this hat
cause I'm pullin it out my ass
Ain't Sigfried or Roy but i could be
making magic with a pussy
Jackass
Like that dude in Tienanmen Square
with a 6 pack and a folding chair
Got bombed at the parade and eneded up
playing chicken with a tank
(chorus)
They can out the lesbian spice girl
they can try to run game on the o.d.b.
they can kick every douchebag off the real world
but they wont get rid of me.....
(chorus)
Hate yourself... (6x)
'cause you're... a... jackass.
I'm a pimped out jedi knight
Obi-Wan meets Dolemite
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour
These aren't the whores your looking for
Jackass
If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed
Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his Jeep
thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his hair cut
he used a bowl for that too
(chorus)
If ... you knew me like.... I know myself
you would hate me like, I hate myself
'cause I'm a.....
Jackass
I got no rabbit in this hat
cause I'm pullin it out my ass
Ain't Sigfried or Roy but i could be
making magic with a pussy
Jackass
Like that dude in Tienanmen Square
with a 6 pack and a folding chair
Got bombed at the parade and eneded up
playing chicken with a tank
(chorus)
they can try to run game on the o.d.b.
they can kick every douchebag off the real world
but they wont get rid of me.....
(chorus)
Hate yourself... (6x)
'cause you're... a... jackass.
Song Info
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deploy On Jul 10, 2002
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Jackass I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight Obi-Wan meets Dolomite Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour These arent the whores youre looking for
Jackass if the crocodile hunter smoked weed steve irwin burnin' herb in his teeth thinks the kangaroos are laughing at his hair cut he used a bowl for that too, but...
(chorus) If ... you knew me like.... I know myself you would hate me like, I hate myself cuz I'm a.....
Jackass I got no rabbit in this hat cuz Im pullin it out my ass Aint no Sigfried or Roy but i could be making magic with a pussy
Jackass Like The dude in the Tiennamen Square with a 6 pack and a folding chair ?????? parade and ended up playing chicken with the tanks, but
(chorus)
They can out the lesbian spice girl they can try to run game on the ODB they can kick every douche bag off the real world but they wont get rid of me.....
wow they spelled douche wrong
OMG WOW WTF I can't believe they spelled douche wrong i think i'm gonna go hang myself now but other than that, this is a fuckin cool song.
It's like that dude in tienemen? square...not like do in the animal square...that doesn't even make sense. and its game on ODB not gay on ODB
RIP ODB
It's Dolomite btw
This is probably the worst job of submitting lyrics I've ever seen. Ah Bloodhound Gang is once again bastardized.
Like The dude in the Tiennamen Square with a 6 pack and a folding chair dived up on the parade while playing chicken with a tank, but
alright people SHOULDNT submit lyrics if they cant listen properly
missed a few words when i posted the last comment
Are you guys going to actually comment on the song? I think the sad part of the song is the "If you knew me" and "If I knew you" parts. It's just is too true sometimes.