I'm a Pimped out Jedi Knight,
Obi-Wan meets Dolomite,
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a Pompador,
These aren't the whores you're looking for

If the Crocodile hunter smoked weed,
Steve Irwin burning herb in his Jeep,
Kicks the kangaroos for laughing at his hair cut,
Used to fall for that too but

If you knew me like,
I know myself,
You'd hate me like
I hate myself,
'Cause i'm a ...

Got no Rabbit in this hat,
'Cause I'm pulling it out my ass
Ain't Siegfried or Roy but I could be,
Making Magic with a pussy.

Like that dude in Tienemen Square,
With a Six pack and a folding chair,
Guy bothered the parade and ended up,
Playing Chicken with the tanks but

We could out the Lesbian Spice Girl,
They could try to run Game on the ODB.
They could kick every douche bag off the Real World,
But they won't get rid of me!

If I knew you like,
You know yourself,
I'd hate you like,
You hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
Hate yourself,
'Cause you're a Jackass!

Lyrics submitted by deploy, edited by srholt91

"Jackass" as written by James M. Franks

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    General CommentJackass
    I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight
    Obi-Wan meets Dolomite
    Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour
    These arent the whores youre looking for

    if the crocodile hunter smoked weed
    steve irwin burnin' herb in his teeth
    thinks the kangaroos are laughing at his hair cut
    he used a bowl for that too, but...

    If ... you knew me like.... I know myself
    you would hate me like, I hate myself
    cuz I'm a.....

    I got no rabbit in this hat
    cuz Im pullin it out my ass
    Aint no Sigfried or Roy but i could be
    making magic with a pussy

    Like The dude in the Tiennamen Square
    with a 6 pack and a folding chair
    ?????? parade and ended up
    playing chicken with the tanks, but


    They can out the lesbian spice girl
    they can try to run game on the ODB
    they can kick every douche bag off the real world
    but they wont get rid of me.....
    Danamatton November 13, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Commentwow they spelled douche wrong
    neveroddorevenon May 19, 2004   Link
  • 0
    General CommentOMG WOW WTF I can't believe they spelled douche wrong i think i'm gonna go hang myself now
    but other than that, this is a fuckin cool song.
    velloceton July 06, 2004   Link
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    General CommentIt's *like that dude in tienemen? square*...not *like do in the animal square*...that doesn't even make sense.
    and its *game on ODB* not *gay on ODB*

    dpf62984on November 30, 2004   Link
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    General CommentIt's Dolomite btw
    AlyBurnsOutBright01on January 10, 2005   Link
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    General CommentThis is probably the worst job of submitting lyrics I've ever seen. Ah Bloodhound Gang is once again bastardized.
    neveroddorevenon February 08, 2005   Link
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    General CommentLike The dude in the Tiennamen Square
    with a 6 pack and a folding chair
    dived up on the parade while
    playing chicken with a tank, but

    alright people SHOULDNT submit lyrics if they cant listen properly
    Raven_Phoenixon February 10, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentmissed a few words when i posted the last comment
    Raven_Phoenixon February 11, 2005   Link
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    General CommentAre you guys going to actually comment on the song? I think the sad part of the song is the "If you knew me" and "If I knew you" parts. It's just is too true sometimes.
    AfroSpatulaon April 10, 2006   Link

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