Barbarism Begins at Home

The meaning of the song is similar to that of "The Headmaster ritual". You may well have picked up on the fact that Morrissey is quite an individual, and depending on your experiences in school you may have discovered that some teachers really don't like those kind of students (but some love them, so no offence to teachers in general). There's an interview where Morrissey says he nearly got expelled for saying the dictionary was his favourite book. The song is from the perspective of conservative authority. The unruly boys and girls who decide to do things their own way must be suppressed, it claims. Morrissey obviously had a few problems with that. The second paragraph is probably Morrissey expressing a feeling that I certainly felt when I was in school - that sometimes teachers decide to punish you (because they don't like you) and then search for the excuse. So if a disliked student asks for help then they get told off for being stupid, if they they don't then they get told off for doing the work wrong. If a student is being falsely accused of something then he can keep silent and be punished for something he didn't do, or make his case and be punished for "answering back", and so on. Basically it's Morrissey complaining about horrible teachers who had no respect for his individual character.

the brutality and violence of older people depends on their experiences as a child - thats the meaning i get from the title.. "A crack on the head is what you get for not asking" - i think this is about the fact that some people wont have the courage the learn or ask questions.. which in the end is worse off for them, because they dont have a very good knowledge. but.. curiousity killed the cat..

Child abuse. The young'un gets beaten up by the abusive parent if he talks and he gets beat up by the abusive parent if he keeps quiet, so either way, the kid is royally sworded. he can't win for losing

its about child abuse, and how if you ask about something your dad will hit you, yet if you fuck up cause you dont know, he'll hit you for not asking. the bass is amazing.

This has got to be the most funky smiths tune.

very funky indeed I love the fact that even Johnny Marr danced to this one onstage!!

A crack on the head is what you get for not asking and a crack on the head is what you get for asking i think morrissey is implying that the person dealing out the crack on the head is not hitting to punish the child but rather just because they like hitting.

Yeah. Marr was in a funk band before the smiths formed and this is the only smiths tune that he allowed himself to bring the FUNK in. I'm dissapointed that these lyrics don't include the "A crack on the head is just what you get for any part of who you are" . That's the best part.

AHA! Found it at last, had this on video as "a crack on the head" and couldn't find it anywhere. I think it just goes to show you what a great bass player Andy Rourke was. The live version sounds better than the record

best bassline Rourke ever strum up. shows the bands potential to be musically different and bring funk into the predictable world of indie rock.