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McDonalds Girl Lyrics

I leave from softball practice every night
It's getting dark, but the "Golden Arches" light up the way
I turn the corner at the traffic light
I count my money and then I rehearse what I'm going to say

"I'd like an order of fries, a quarter-pounder with cheese,
I love the light in your eyes, will you go out with me please?"

CHORUS:
I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

She doesn't try to impress anyone
She doesn't act all tough like all the other girls that I know
She don't treat me like a simpleton
She's not ashamed to be the only other virgin I know
When my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go,
She's only fifteen years old, and I'm in love with her soul

She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door...BOY!

CHORUS:
I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

There she stands behind the register
She's taking orders from the Saddle River Little League
If they knew how much I wanted her
Their home-room teachers would have to send them home for a week

As I head through the door, the movement catches her eye,
My heart begins to soar, she smiles, she waves good-bye, good-bye
Good-bye, good byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

CHORUS:
I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She has a smile of innocence so tender and warm
I am in love with a McDonalds girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

Uno, dos, tres, quatro
Big Mac, Filet o Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries
Icey Coke, Thick Shakes, Sundaes and Apple Pies
Sing that song of taste
You can only find at one place: McDonalds

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Cover art for McDonalds Girl lyrics by Barenaked Ladies

was "She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door...BOY! " part of the original?

Cover art for McDonalds Girl lyrics by Barenaked Ladies

No, the "Gold tooth" lines aren't in the original. Instead, they're stolen from a song by the Beastie Boys, "Hey Ladies."

Cover art for McDonalds Girl lyrics by Barenaked Ladies

This is my favorite song they do live. It's obvious what it's about though, so there's no point in saying it's about being in love with a girl who works at McDs. Though, the guy seems afraid and never says anything to her. I think I'm gonna base my next novel off this song it's so good. Yeah, they just love the Beastie Boys, don't they?

Cover art for McDonalds Girl lyrics by Barenaked Ladies

Actually...I'm pretty sure this is a cover with new Beastie Boys lyrics...but I don't know who did it originally. I think it was Dean Friedman or something like that...Someone go find out.