You are just like me
I'm just a human
I am just like you
I'm just a human
We all stand or sit when we pee
I'm just a human just a human being
When I doo-doo is my shit not brown
It's a universal thing we all flush it down
And when you wipe do you look at the tissue
Most folks do, it ain't even an issue
Hot stuff makes it burn comin out
I bet everyone knows what I'm talkin about
'Cause we are all one race on this planet
We all burp and fart, and that's the way God planned it
So don't act like your superior
Eat something bad an just like me you'll get diarrhea
'Cause black, white, yellow, red, brown or gold
Our shit all comes from the same little hole
You are just like me
I'm just a human
I am just like you
I'm just a human
We all stand or sit when we pee
I'm just a human just a human being
Like most humans in my car I pick my nose
We've all mined a rock or two I'd suppose
The nose might be white when you reach to clean
But red, yellow, brown or black the booger's still green
An sometimes it's anchored to some snot
That hangs from your nose, and you're afraid it's gonna drop
So you catch it in your hand and hope no one realizes
You've got mucous on your hand while your driving
So you look for a place to try and hide it
You open up your mouth, and there you slide it
But it ain't really much for you to worry about
'Cause you won't be first or last to put a booger in your mouth
You are just like me
I'm just a human
I am just like you
I'm just a human
We all stand or sit when we pee
I'm just a human
Just a human being
Sometimes I smell the lint from my belly button
How could somethin' so small make a stench so rotten
At night there's always jam between my toes
Sometimes I pull it out, and that's the way it goes
When I'm alone I'll take a leak in the shower
I bet you do it too, it's only water
I pick sleep from my eyes and wax from my ears
I rub the goo between my fingers and I watch it disappear
It might sound gross to you
But these are the things we all do
So shake hands with your fellow man but first
Make sure he's washed his hands
You are just like me
I'm just a human
I am just like you
I'm just a human
We all stand or sit when we pee
I'm just a human
Just a human being


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