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A Boozehound Named Barney Lyrics
Shary: In front of a tavern,
Flat on his face,
A boozehound named Barney
Is pleading his case.
Barney: Buy me a beer,
Two bucks a glass.
Come on, help me,
I'm freezing my ass.
Buy me brandy,
A snifter of wine.
Who am I kidding?
I'll drink turpentine.
Moe: Move it, ya drunk,
Or I'll blast your rear end.
Barney: I found two bucks!
Moe: Then come in, my friend!
Shary: And so, let us leave
On this heartwarming scene.
Bart: Can I be a boozehound?
Homer: Not till you're fifteen.
Flat on his face,
A boozehound named Barney
Is pleading his case.
Two bucks a glass.
Come on, help me,
I'm freezing my ass.
A snifter of wine.
Who am I kidding?
I'll drink turpentine.
Or I'll blast your rear end.
Barney: I found two bucks!
Moe: Then come in, my friend!
On this heartwarming scene.
Bart: Can I be a boozehound?
Homer: Not till you're fifteen.
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Submitted by
ruben On Jun 10, 2002
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