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Monorail Lyrics
Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail! What'd I say?
Ned Flanders: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: What's it called?
Patty & Selma: Monorail!
Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail! [crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle Lanley: not on your life my Hindu friend,
Chief Wiggum: The ring came of my pudding can
Lyle Lanley: Lend my pen-knife my good man,
I swear its springfields only choice, throw up your hands and raise your voice
Everyone: Monorail, Monorail, MONORAILLLL!
Homer: Mono....D'oh!
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Submitted by
ruben On Jun 10, 2002
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Everyone: Monorail, Monorail, MONORAILLLL! Homer: Mono....D'oh!
hahahaha....that homer is a genius. damn, this is the greatest thing ever
what about us lazy slobs...you'll be given cushy jobs! amazing!
were you sent here by the devil? no good sir, i'm on the level
but main street's still all cracked and broken! sorry mum, the mob has spoken!
What! this is nothing the lyrics! I have the song right here. dont worry I'll add the correct lyrics right now....
i think this might be kind of a rip off of the musical "the music man" but im not sure