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The Canyonero Jingle

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Can you name the truck with four-wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty-five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
It’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
sixty-five tones of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line In utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everyone with her super high-beams.
She’s a squirrel-squashin’, Dear-smackin’ Drivin’
Machine.
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Canyonero!

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ruben On Jun 10, 2002

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by pink_ink

21y ago

woo! first to comment... ahem, cough cough... THIS "JINJLE" IS KOOL!! its always stuck in my head lmao.. so yeh

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