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Jock Punk Lyrics

Gonna whip you with a towel
Gonna whip you with a towel

You don't know you look totally lame
You're a jockpunk man it's a fuckin shame

You're startin fights with people weaker than you
Come over here and I'll pound on you

You have a fit if the music's too slow
Your momma's calling - You better go

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tobiwahn On Jun 09, 2002

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Tobiwahn

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2002-06-09 20:21:01

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Cover art for Jock Punk lyrics by Screeching Weasel

by dead_kennedys

24y ago

this song is damn funny and weasel rocks

FUCK JOCKS

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by BlackLungFever

21y ago

haha ben weasel is obsessed with sports. if you ever go to weasel manor you would know. i don't know what the fuck is up with this song, but i like it.

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