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Cows

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Cows Lyrics

Cows - They're comin near me
Hope they don't see me
They can't defeat me
Oh please don't eat me !
Cows - won't give you butter
If you pull their udder
Cows now longer have sad eyes
They won't be served with fries
They have no master
They're comin faster
They're sleeping in my bed
They're stepping on my head !
MOO!

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tobiwahn On Jun 09, 2002

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Tobiwahn

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2002-06-09 20:13:14

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by rimzilwave

24y ago

fuuunnny. beware of the evil cows.

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by fishpunk

23y ago

this song could have been way better. the lyrics are funny, but the song itself is not done well.

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