KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need.


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Cock Pushups Lyrics as written by Thomas Jacob Black Kyle Richard Gass

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    A Public Service Announcement:

    WARNING: DO NOT ACTUALLY TRY COCK PUSHUPS AT HOME

    straightdope.com/columns/read/608/is-it-true-men-can-suffer-penile-fracture

    gravitonon January 09, 2009   Link

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