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Cock Pushups Lyrics
K.G.: Do you think that um..dude, do you think that when the album..when this is out...
J.B.: Yeah?
KG: Do you think that we'll..it'll make us..um.. more attractive to the ladies?
JB: (psh) Yeah. In fact, i've been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, i've been doing cock pushups.
KG: Cock pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: It's where you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah..
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: Noo. No, it's..that'd be impossible. Your..your cock could support your whole weight?
JB: Well not at first.
KG: Yeah.
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm. How..how many pushups can you do?
JB: Cock pushups?
KG: Yeah. ...I guess you could only do one, really.
JB: Yeah, one is all you need.
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Cock Pushups. Never Done It Don't Think I will Either. Seems To Painful and Perverted -LimpedBRoach
is it really posible for guys to do cock push ups?
hell no its not possible i never tried it and never will try it u would like break it in half or some nasty shit like that
lol!! this made me laugh for hours!! :) my mum thought it was "inapropriate" though :(
I think the message the D is tryin to convey here is that one cock pushup is all you need to be able to do.
hence the last line.
thats cos once you have done it once it would probably be screwed. AAHHH cringe i just had a thought, what if you tried and you got carpet burns on it...
its impossible its just a funny thought
impossible, what is this impossible you speak of, i do 20 cock pushups a night.
20? thats all? my boyfriend can do 100 a night... haha, just kidding... tenacious d is so fucking great! i love jack black! he's so awesome!!