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Cock Pushups

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K.G.: Do you think that um..dude, do you think that when the album..when this is out...

J.B.: Yeah?

KG: Do you think that we'll..it'll make us..um.. more attractive to the ladies?

JB: (psh) Yeah. In fact, i've been getting ready.

KG: Yeah?

JB: Yeah, i've been doing cock pushups.

KG: Cock pushups?

JB: Yeah.

KG: What are those?

JB: It's where you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground.

KG: Yeah..

JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.

KG: Noo. No, it's..that'd be impossible. Your..your cock could support your whole weight?

JB: Well not at first.

KG: Yeah.

JB: But over time.

KG: Hmm. How..how many pushups can you do?

JB: Cock pushups?

KG: Yeah. ...I guess you could only do one, really.

JB: Yeah, one is all you need.
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weezerific:cutlery On May 21, 2002
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by LimpedbRoach

Cock Pushups. Never Done It Don't Think I will Either. Seems To Painful and Perverted -LimpedBRoach

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by whornaround4fun

is it really posible for guys to do cock push ups?

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by musesunbrn23

hell no its not possible i never tried it and never will try it u would like break it in half or some nasty shit like that

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by _gothqueen_

lol!! this made me laugh for hours!! :) my mum thought it was "inapropriate" though :(

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by jmeriot

I think the message the D is tryin to convey here is that one cock pushup is all you need to be able to do.

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by weezerific:cutlery

hence the last line.

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by tekana

thats cos once you have done it once it would probably be screwed. AAHHH cringe i just had a thought, what if you tried and you got carpet burns on it...

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by a0g0e7nt86

its impossible its just a funny thought

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by SwipeR

impossible, what is this impossible you speak of, i do 20 cock pushups a night.

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by PinkKisses73

20? thats all? my boyfriend can do 100 a night... haha, just kidding... tenacious d is so fucking great! i love jack black! he's so awesome!!

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