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I'm a big fat bald autistic goon. I am too unattractive to have a wife or children. I was very handsome until I went bald. Along with my hair, my confidence vanished too. But look, if it wasn't for losers, there wouldn't be winner's.
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UB40 – Please Don't Make Me Cry Lyrics 5 hours ago
This is a very respectable cover of Winston Groovy's song.

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UB40 – Red Red Wine (Neil Diamond cover) Lyrics 5 hours ago
@[Realness97:50823] UB40 are from Birmingham in the UK. The name "UB40" is taken from the form people had to complete to sign on for unemployment benefit. Hence UB...

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UB40 – Food For Thought Lyrics 6 hours ago
It's about when Madonna did a tour of Africa and she kept getting asked by poachers if she wanted elephant tusks.

"Ivory Madonna"?

She always declined, so the poachers remained hungry.

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Hothouse Flowers – Don't Go Lyrics 8 months ago
I'm appalled that there are no comments.

I don't know whether or not the lyric writer meant it but i sometimes wonder if the black cat he refers to is lying as in lay down. Or lying as in misleading.

I think its the former but in my case the latter. Afterall, cats are mean.

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The Sugarcubes – Birthday Lyrics 1 year ago
I don't know if it refers to the below but its possible.

In the the UK, we have a carnival queen sometimes in carnivals. Well Iceland is too icy for carnivals. So instead, young girls and boys are chosen on a voluntarily basis and they are judged by judges.

The winning girl has a bird literally sewn into her knickers.

GREAT CARE is taken, not to pierce the bird with the needle or injure it. It is sewn round its feathers.

The birds dont mind because it means they dont have to bother making a nest that year.

The girl then has to feed and care for the bird until it lays eggs. At which point the bird is released and the girls family are rewarded with seaweed.

The girl must then hatch the eggs into baby birds and rear them until they fly away. Sometimes the adult bird returns with food for the babies. If it doesn't, then the girl must do it. Hence the lines about catching worms and horseflies.

If the girl successfully rears all but one of the baby birds, then she effectively becomes the queen of Iceland for a year.

If the girl harms the original bird or releases it before it lays eggs or it dies, then the girl must be outcast. Never to return to her village. Any girl that returns after being outcast is stoned to death.



For the boys, their task is more dangerous. They must choose between wearing a beard of bees. Or keeping a lobster in their underwear.

Most boys choose the bees.

This may well be the beard she refers to in the song.

It is also where the phrase, the birds and the bees originated.

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Blink-182 – Roller Coaster Lyrics 1 year ago
Could i mention that this song gets better every time i hear it. When it stops getting better each time, just turn it up louder and its better again. Even the neighbours agree, they're thumping on the wall to show their appreciation. Hey its no problem, i thump back to let them know they are welcome and crank it up a bit for them.

Sadly, i am kind of, in a situation like this. It's nice to feel alive again at the top of the loop and oh the view but its about to plummet down that hill into.... I dunno. I don't think i get a happy ever after though.

I know she can do much better than me and its only a matter of time till she realises and is it better to back away now and hurt her a little tiny bit, than rush into something that's amazing but ultimately, going to leave me broken.

No disrespect to any of you but im not a teenager. I am closer to Mark & Toms age than i am to some of you and i would have thought i would have all this "covered" by now but its just as bewildering now as it was when i was a teenager. Just, to my relief, its just me judging me now, as opposed to half the school.

Sorry ive gone on but yeah this is a tremendous song.

Melancholic euphoria.

I've just had the best idea.... I'm going to send her this song.

Genius.

Now do i make a video to go with it?

If so, should it be cool and arty?

Or just me messing around?

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Blink-182 – Roller Coaster Lyrics 1 year ago
@[mad16:45360] I reckon it might be the same female as is the subject of Apple Shampoo.

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Blink-182 – Roller Coaster Lyrics 1 year ago
@[JLoDaMofo:45359] Ok. So the writers have been amended to (at least) members of Blink now but i thought Mark wrote this?

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Blink-182 – Please Take Me Home Lyrics 1 year ago
I think as well as the obvious meaning of the friends/lovers conundrum, "she" and "home" are metaphors for life and youth respectively.

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Box Car Racer – Cat Like Thief Lyrics 1 year ago
Also, if i may....

I think its....

You think you see me ALL ALONE

as opposed to.... "all along"

Since the next line, he reveals that hwd has his crew coming, hence not being all alone.

I love this dudes voice but he is difficult to understand at times.

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The Libertines – You're My Waterloo Lyrics 1 year ago
Not me. Its actually written about and from the position of Andrew Ridgeley to George Michael.

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Warrant – Roller Coaster Lyrics 1 year ago
Isn't this Blink 182 lyrics?

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Blink-182 – Roller Coaster Lyrics 1 year ago
Is this a cover?

I don't recognise the writers indicated above.

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Blink-182 – Reckless Abandon Lyrics 1 year ago
Its clearly about the hedonism and who cares attitude of teens and the bump back down to earth when you realise that the fun becomes rarer when you become an adult.

I wondered if the fucked a girl in the parking lot guy, got the girl pregnant and she either

had the baby terminated

Or

had to have a cesarean

The latter leaving a physical scar size extra large. The former, a mental/emotional scar sized extra large that will never heal.

Probably not but that's what I always think of.

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Blink-182 – Reckless Abandon Lyrics 1 year ago
@[lovesongs666:44224] Wow. Imagine if the guy from Alkaline Trio was in Blink instead of Tom.

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The Bluetones – Vampire Lyrics 1 year ago
I don't know for a fact but I thought the lyrics were....

Never dares to sow
on and on she goes
Knowing what she knows
Laughing
Nature's whipping boy
Fates immortal toy
Drifting through the void
Laughing

Laughing
Laughing
Laughing

Hey Hey Yeah Yeah

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Massive Attack – Karmacoma Lyrics 1 year ago
@[agent_hunt:43562] Instead you write 3 lines.

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Massive Attack – Karmacoma Lyrics 1 year ago
I always thought the line was:

... I drink on a daily basis
Though it SORTA cools my temper
It never cools my temper


I may be wrong on the above.

However, I am not wrong about the correction below:


It isn't "Jamaica aroma"

It's Jamaica & Roma.*

The First album has a song called Blue Lines where he says

"Mi chiamo 3D, sono Inglese" which is a further example of him nodding to his Italian heritage. Hence "Roma". **

* Lol predictive text changed Roma to "Tina". What a plonker I would have looked had I not noticed.

** OMG this time it changed Roma to "Ron's"

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The Stone Roses – I Wanna Be Adored Lyrics 1 year ago
@[rockriotben:43289] As is "Dirty Back Road" by B52s

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Blink-182 – MH 4.18.2011 Lyrics 1 year ago
Why are all of the Blink songs (that I have looked at tonight, at least...) credited as written by either Tom and Travis or Tom and Scott.

I may be wrong but I am fairly sure that Mark wrote this (hence the MH in the title) as well as having significant input on the other songs I've looked at tonight.

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Saint Etienne – Girl VII Lyrics 1 year ago
I like this song because of the list of places. Obviously many of them are the names of Tube Stations in London. Interwoven with more far flung places.

I always thought the refrain was

Where's The Away Ground
Where's The Away Ground
Where's The Away Ground
Where's The Away Ground


I knew it probably wasn't that but it sounds more like that than what it actually is.

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Blink-182 – Apple Shampoo Lyrics 1 year ago
See, I thought this was song meanings.com but I appear to have stumbled upon mentionthatyoupreferoldblinktonewblink.com

So, I like all the Blinks. Old Blink, Middle Blink, New Blink, Blinkin Side Project Blink and even U2 Blink.

Out of all those my favourite 3 albums are as follows...

Dude Ranch
Blink 182 or Untitled or Pink/Green
Neighbourhoods

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Ned's Atomic Dustbin – What Gives My Son? Lyrics 1 year ago
Isn't this song great? I love it. Now, I know I'm likely to be wrong here but I always wondered if the father was banging his girlfriend.

Just from the lines "you don't know whats going on my son"

And "you can't be a man too"

I admit, it's probably just my weird imagination but I wanted to add a comment other than "Yay.... I love this one"

Also there is a good acoustic version of this one YouTube. I would supply a link but I'm too bone idle.

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Ned's Atomic Dustbin – Less Than Useful Lyrics 1 year ago
Could be about many things really but my thought was that it might be about a family member, girlfriend, friend or even professional counsellour asking about his dis-association with society or depression.

In that people who don't get it say things like "Cheer up" and "Dont worry, be happy".

While they mean well, such suggestions are incredibly

condescending and un
helpful. Like the depression sufferer is going to suddenly shake their hand and say "Do you know, I really hadn't thought of that, thank you".

The "less than useful" could be the narrators way of expressing low self esteem, a lack of self worth.

If people tell you that you are useless over and over again, you eventually stop shrugging off their ignorance and begin to believe it and it becomes a reality. For example if you are told it at work, then you get home, hoping for respite but you are told the same thing by your family. So you escape to your room to watch TV and you see the media portrayal of the ideal society and you realise you don't fit in. The only respite is sleep. But you can't sleep because you are worried about work. So you have a drink to make sure you sleep. Then you wake up feeling groggy and looking rough and now you feel even less like going to work but you struggle in and the manager is on your case all day. Then you go home for more abuse. A never ending cycle of being told you are a failure. That's when the problems start, when you start to believe them. I can take it from someone else but even I think it's truthful"


Then the lines "If you don't mind, I'll keep my thoughts to myself" because depression is a deeply personal thing and all too often people come along expressing a genuine desire to help. Yet once the sufferer gives them a glimpse into the darkness, they back off and the depression victim feels even more alienated and Isolated.

Obviously it might be about something very different but since there are no other comments, I thought I'd throw it in.

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Radiohead – Karma Police Lyrics 1 year ago
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio

He has just described KID A

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Radiohead – Karma Police Lyrics 1 year ago
The two people he wants arrested by the karma police are guilty of:

Attempting to share knowledge

Having shortish hair and a side parting
Allowing uninvited guests to remain at her party

So were the karma police to pay them a visit their karma would be for the man to recieve knowledge that perhaps he was uninterested in, presented in a format he found dull. The girl would recieve generosity from a person whose haircut she disliked.

Great.

This demonstrates what a sheltered life the singer has had since there are worse things people could do.

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Blink-182 – Waggy Lyrics 1 year ago
@[PickleMcNugget:42947] Shrugs. That ain't what you wanna hear is it guys?

Sadly he is right. Took me too long to realise.

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Blink-182 – Waggy Lyrics 1 year ago
@[Sehnsucht:42946] Sorry, could you elaborate on what a hoochie momma is please? They sound wonderful.

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Angels and Airwaves – Sirens Lyrics 1 year ago
@[mestupkid185:42688] I hope you found happiness in the end.

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Massive Attack – Protection Lyrics 1 year ago
@[mark2744:42687]

It's not sad at all. It makes me think of my mum too.


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The View – Shock Horror Lyrics 2 years ago
Reduces me to tears just reading the lyrics. I have forgotten how to clap my hands. Not through any rat race though or conforming. Just the big black dog following me.

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The View – Five Rebbecca's Lyrics 2 years ago
It\'s about a girl who has an abortion then becomes a heroin addict to help her overcome the guilt. \n\nEveryone done the pill... Is he talking about contraception here or ecstacy.?\n\nI adore this song and I saddened that there were only 3 comments. So now there are 4

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She Wants Revenge – Red Flags And Long Nights Lyrics 2 years ago
@[kendell696:41749] Not everybody would consider being bum raped an easy job tho dude.\r\n\r\nHow can you handle all those dicks for 10 hours at a time?

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Blink-182 – Mutt Lyrics 2 years ago
@[zales002:41311] IKR What if Lee Zepplin had taken the same stance. This is rock and roll.

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Blink-182 – Mutt Lyrics 2 years ago
@[blink4evr:41310] Taking that theory further, I thought it was about the same person. Like those 2 people you describe is actually 1 person. As I\'ve said elsewhere, I\'m convinced the line is ... "as transexuals go" not , "as strong sexuals go".

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Blink-182 – Mutt Lyrics 2 years ago
@[Jack:41309] Mentone Go Trig Boy

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Blink-182 – Mutt Lyrics 2 years ago
I thought this was about a guy who is also a girl. There is actually only one person in the song. As opposed to a couple. \n\nThe reason I thought this is because the line quoted here as "he\'s not that old, I\'ve been told, as strong sexuals go"\n\nSurely, that should be "he\'s not that old, I\'ve been told, as transexuals go"\n\nJust makes more sense in context with some of the other lines.\n\nEither way, I can only ever see poor Jim blowing his big chance with the hottest babe in school. A metaphor for my life. Haha

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Blink-182 – Kaleidoscope Lyrics 2 years ago
@[Kira:41016]-chan Maybe he means giving up on your dreams to follow a path which is dictated by the expectations of others or the necessity of fulfilling other demands.\r\n\r\nBefore I was aware of the band reforming and then coming apart, shortly after this album, I assumed this song was about alienation and loneliness. \r\n\r\n\r\nThe adverts on this site make it almost unusable on a smartphone. So please excuse any typos because I can\'t see what I have typed. \r\n

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Blink-182 – 21 Days Lyrics 2 years ago
I have 3 things I would like to mention. \n\n1 He says.... "my ways" at the end doesn\'t he? Its not here, nor is it in the CD booklet but he clearly sings\n\n".... that i will always hide, my ways"\n\n\n2 "But now you won\'t talk to me for something that I didn\'t do"\n\nI can identify with this line so much. The girl who\'s name is tattoo\'d across my shoulders, convinced herself I was cheating on her. I wasn\'t. We argued about it a lot. I would always deny I had chested, which upset her and me even more because she thought I was a liar then. #goooodtimes\n\n3 Who wrote these lyrics? I assumed it was one of or a combination of Hoppus/Delonge/Raynor but song meanings credits it elsewhere. See above.\n\n\nThat is all.

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Blink-182 – 21 Days Lyrics 2 years ago
@[nullset:40983] Say What? Which song is on which ska compilation?\r\n\r\nI would suggest that one or some of the statements below are true....\r\n\r\nBlink 182 made at least one ska track that I am unaware of\r\n\r\nThe ska compilation album compiler got bored while compiling the ska album and threw some Blink in.\r\n\r\nYou made it up\r\n\r\nMy eyes decieve me\r\n\r\nThey changed what ska is \r\n\r\nThis is just a dream\r\n\r\n

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Blink-182 – 21 Days Lyrics 2 years ago
@[Fen2zler:40982] \r\n\r\nYou said.... "its really amazing how similar tom and mark feel about girls as i do\r\nthey love them and cant help how girls affect them .. menawhile they hate them and girls are just such a fuckiing drag ...complaining and all this bullshit they feed you ..fuck with your head ( this is not to all girls just i guess teh ones i keep getting involved with which sucks) "\r\n\r\nHahaha I love that comment. It\'s not just you, Mark and Tom mate. \r\n\r\nYou got one thing wrong though. It IS all of them. They all indulge in head-fuckery of some kind or other. \r\n\r\nIt\'s lucky for them that they are so attractive, or blokes would have nothing to do with them. \r\n\r\nOnly joking ladies. \r\n\r\n\r\n*whispers to the lads* I\'m not though \r\n\r\n

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Box Car Racer – Cat Like Thief Lyrics 2 years ago
Oh. Sorry for interrupting. I was looking for somgmeanings.com but I appear to have accidentally stumbled upon www.ithoughtjordanpundikwassupposedtobedoingvocalsbutidonthearhim.com

I can't see where you got the idea that this is about jumping off a building. It's not obvious to me at least.

I believe it's about 2 blokes who are both competing to win the heart of a female.

But I dunno.

I can see a couple of lines which might refer to jumping off a building actually but I'm not sure.

It would be easier if we knew who Tom's character is addressing in his first verse.

Maybe the female died and the one is longing to be with her on her death bed but the other one is there instead. Or maybe they both....... WAIT.....

Hang on a minute, I thought Jordan Pundik was in this song?


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Box Car Racer – Cat Like Thief Lyrics 2 years ago
Hope you got a happy ever after and she appreciates you.

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Blink-182 – Not Now Lyrics 2 years ago
@[ToRn:40962] I searched Twisted Theory. It\'s something about algebra. Sorry but I come out in hives as soon as I see anything more mathematical than the big 4 ie + - ÷ ×\r\n\r\nWhen they start putting it in brackets, on multiple lines, using little numbers next to big numbers, using letters FFS! That\'s when I switch off.\r\n\r\nRight then maths, you have an infinite amount of numbers so why do you need letters?\r\n\r\nThe alphabet has 26 letters. Yet you don\'t see complicated paragraphs using numbers.\r\n\r\nSo maths, hands off our letters. Use numbers like you\'re supposed to.\r\n\r\nSometimes they even use foreign letters and squiggles.\r\n\r\nLike "pi" has its on symbol?\r\n\r\nWhy?\r\n\r\nIt\'s always 3.142 right?\r\n\r\nSo just put 3.142. It\'s a lot quicker to type 3.142 than it is to find a keyboard with the pi symbol on it.\r\n\r\nSorry, I veered uncontrollably off topic there. \r\n\r\nBut yeah, let\'s ban maths. Get rid of it. We don\'t need it. \r\n\r\nEMBRACE numbers but when they introduce non-numbers eg Letters, squiggles, fancy brackets and little numbers say "Enough". \r\n\r\n\r\n

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Blink-182 – Not Now Lyrics 2 years ago
@[PleadNotGuilty:40961] Apart from that, though, you liked it?

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Blink-182 – Not Now Lyrics 2 years ago
I just LISTENED to this song tonight for the first time and I\'m gobsmacked.\n\nI\'ve heard it before, multiple times but never actually sat and listened to the words.\n\nAlso, I dunno if anyone else has mentioned it but.... The Drumming. Oh that drumming is phenomenal.

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Guided by Voices – Run Wild Lyrics 2 years ago
Listen to me now....ALL the other kids will be having the same doubts as you. They won't know the classrooms either.
The teachers are there to help you get settled into high school life. In a few months you'll have forgotten your comment but if you ever do look back upon it, you'll roll your eyes and laugh, thinking "hey that guy was right, there really is nothing here to worry about".

Best wishes. You don't need them but have them anyway.

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New Order – World In Motion Lyrics 2 years ago
@[vaguely:40799] Wait... What? Does such a version exist? Well Nussun my Dorma. \r\n\r\nI think they should reunite to do a song called "Have A Word With Him"\r\n\r\nElsewhere, scientists and astronomers have agreed that there could be a significant impact in a few hundred years due to the velocity of Chris Waddles penalty kick landing back on Earth.\r\n\r\n\r\nArriverderci it\'s one on one.

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Blink-182 – Asthenia Lyrics 2 years ago
According to the notes on this page it says Travis wrote the song. If that\'s the case then all these Tom theories are off the mark. It does sound, musically and lyrically like Toms doing though. So the site may be wrong. My CD is downstairs so I can\'t check just yet. \n\nSorry, my CD cover is downstairs. My CD is in my work car.

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Blink-182 – Asthenia Lyrics 2 years ago
Just looked up the definition of the word itself....\n\nasthenia, a condition in which the body lacks strength or has lost strength, either as a whole or in any of its parts. General asthenia occurs in many chronic wasting diseases, such as anemia and cancer, and is probably most marked in diseases of the adrenal gland.

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