If a woman is standing straight with her feet close together and I can see too much daylight between her thighs, that is too skinny. She needs to eat. I can't even talk about the ones who's thighs don't even touch when the knees are touching. That grosses me out when I see that.

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I seem to have a spiteful strand of hair poking out of my left wrist. It's a rebel without a cause because it refuses to blend in with the other hairs. A non-conformist, it juts out and proclaims its distinctness. It also seems to be darker than my other loveable, go-with-the-flow hairs. Since I'm not really all that hairy, it's kinda funny. I'm wondering whether or not I should cut it off at the knees.