You know the show Dead Like Me?
Well, you know how it's cancelled?
No, it's not coming back. But sometimes I imagine it does, with a semi-new cast (Keeping George, possibly, since she's newest to the business. She'd be like, the new Rube).
And the main character this time is this new boy, played by Me.
I have my death planned out and everything.
This is how I die in the show:
I go skydiving with some friends for the first time, because it's on our bucketlist. Well, when I go, the wind blows me off course, and I land and get stuck in a tree. (This has happened already on an episode.)
But The Catch (that isn't in the show):
The parachute is stuck in this tree, and I'm hanging there. In the distance I hear this rumbling sound. I look to my right and see a cloudy puff rising from the ground. I look down and see train tracks. I'm hanging directly over the train tracks that the train is traveling down.
I'm a sitting duck. Or, a hanging duck.
And Bam! The train hits me, like some vicious pinata.
And there I stand, looking up in the tree with a broken branch, and a field of red barley. Red is not the color of the barley itself, but of what is covering the body. Me.
And voila. I'm a grim reaper.
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I think that would be awesome.
But also horrible, because it would probably ruin the show completely. I'm 99.99% positive about that. Especially if it's anything like the movie.
Life sucks. And then you die. And then it still sucks.
- February 09, 2011
- Cest-La-Vie
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