• eh? -------- Girl, you’re Greyhound skinny My companion And I love it when you’re with me But when I hug you, I have to wear padding ‘Cause I’m afraid your elbows will stab me And I don’t want to snap those brittle bones You’re a walking xylophone I’m dating a lamppost My baby’s a lamppost I thought I was as thin as a ghost* Until I dated my lamppost My lamppost girl Well, I’m Pretty small myself But I’m Better off when it comes to health And beauty, well I can see right through you Your arms look much like a broom And I don’t want you to fly away on our date Please, just eat a steak I’m dating a lamppost My baby’s a lamppost I thought I was as thin as a ghost Until I dated my lamppost My lamppost girl Well, your anatomy is lacking And your arm is stabbing my back Please tell me why You chose this pill over fries And why can’t I see any thighs You know I, I almost cry ‘Cause you look like you’re about to die Actually you look like you died last year Ms. Skeleton walking near Are those your knees that I can hear Miss one more meal and you’ll disappear You’ll disappear You’ll disappear I’m dating a lamppost My baby’s a lamppost I thought I was as thin as a ghost Until I dated my lamppost My lamppost girl Well, baby I can see the outline of your baby And that’s honestly grossing me out ------------ *A reference to a lyric I've written before... about being skinny... or something... and I talked about being As thing as a ghost.

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