River offices, shakin crumz, im sittin back, in my shack countin ones
Don’t be playin now, what they sayin now, why you gotsta be askin what they payin now
Watch the cash flow, like the river uh, snitch why ya wasn’t at the last show
Getting hungry now, get the pretzels out, feel the salt on my tongue, (yeah thats) what they all about
I was eatin pretzels got crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap x2
I was eatin toast got crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap x2
I got the crumz in my lap, i had to shake out my shirt, they make me get up off my couch wha’ watchin ernie and bert
I had to be real careful, keep the crumz off the floor, i only got one vacuum and i don’t need more
I walk around the house, i walk around the clock, mother i got the sifting at the cinnamon shop
But its the shakin tradition put this hat on the mat, and its a shakin ambition to get these crumz off my lap
I was eatin cheese got crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap x2
I was eatin chicken got crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap, crumz on my lap x2
Glitter penis... two thousand... x2
C.R.U.M.Z in my lap x6


Lyrics submitted by ozziundrgrnd, edited by Juliarose96

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    General Commentoh damn
    karolschematicson June 06, 2010   Link
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    General Commentthis is such a deep song mannnn.












    lollll, sike.
    pshhcaitlinon July 31, 2010   Link
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    General CommentDoes anyone know where to find 'Hippycrit' Lyrics??
    TWSFanon February 27, 2011   Link
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    General CommentThis song is so brilliant. Glitter Penis is brilliant. I'm surprised nobody's posted the lyrics to Milk & Rice.
    iforgetwhat8wasforon May 14, 2012   Link
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