I don't know what ends
I don't know what makes me feel alive
Cause all this time I've been alone

The bible says it all
But when they wrote that book, the earth was flat
They needed hope, they needed faith

I've spent all this time analyzing
All this time scrutinizing
All this time hypothesizing
All this time philosophizing
Is this life random and meaningless?

They saw a burning bush
If I would starve myself for ninety days, well, I'd have visions of my own
Love your neighbor as yourself
If I loved myself last night does that mean I need to jerk my neighbor off as well?

I've spent all this time analyzing
All this time scrutinizing
(What's it worth?)
All this time hypothesizing
All this time philosophizing
Is this life random and meaningless?

Do I make this trouble?
Do I make this complicated?
Indeed, this is an answer for everyone

What if I never heard of Jesus?
What if I was born alone in a cell?
(You would burn and burn in)
Heaven will wait, heaven's too late
I choose to find my heaven here on Earth
So, all religion can go straight, straight to hell

God has spoken
God will smoke all the Earth
God has spoken
God will smoke all the Earth

God has spoken, God has spoken
(God has spoken, God has spoken)
Spoken!
Spoken!

Walking down life's highway
I finally found my soul mate
In Jesus
Yeah, in Jesus

He's a friend when I had none
Handjobs for the homeless
With Jesus
Yeah, with Jesus
(Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!)

Come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on
Handjobs for Jesus
Handjobs for Jesus

Come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on
Handjobs for Jesus
Handjobs for Jesus
Handjobs for Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!


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    well as slimpunk said earlier basically this isnt as offensive as other songs ive heard. For pretty much all of the song if you look at it he isnt having a go at reliion or christianty. he is questioning it as if he doesnt know wether to believe or not. As for the little extra song bit at the end im nto sure if he is poking fun at the hardcore religious nuts or at christinaty itself but with the george bush thing i think its at the people not at the religion itself.

    one of my favourite songs at the moment. i love it

    wolfie13xon July 06, 2008   Link

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